Farrah Abraham made her cam girl sex debut late last year, and for obvious reasons, the Teen Mom universe is flipping the eff out.
First of all, who knew that cam girls were still a thing.
Second of all ... Farrah Abraham is one? Really?!
Thirdly, did it get Farrah fired from Teen Mom?
Her employment status with MTV remains unclear, and up in the air, as Farrah's relationship with the truth is suspect, to say the least.
But all this talk of her getting canned and Abraham being replaced by Mackenzie (either Standifer or McKee) might have you thinking:
What was this cam girl show really like?!
Fortunately, we found out so you don't have to. WARNING: Some of the language and imagery below may be disturbing.
1. CamSoda's Finest
Whether Farrah fans found this whole live stream stunt legitimately titillating or morbidly fascinating, Abraham's cam girl debut - which featured her pleasuring herself and much more - was a big hit for CamSoda.
2. (Server) Crash Into Me
More bandwidth had to be added to account for the significant amount of traffic Farrah was pulling in - 70,000 people strong. That's right, 70,000 Internet users took time out of their lives to tune in and see Farrah Abraham shove a ... sorry, more on that in just a few moments.
3. Her Wish List
Farrah’s "wish list" for the cam show (which is a thing, according to seedy Internet research we may or may not have just done) included travel, $3,000 for hairstyling, and a $1,000 shopping spree ... in addition to the money she made from the livestream itself. Not a bad gig if you can get it. Except for the part about masturbating on camera.
4. Make Yourself Uncomfortable
Not everyone was a fan or came (sorry) away from the experience feeling fulfilled. “The whole thing was so awkward. The way she kept putting her hand in her mouth, the way somebody called her fat (wtf?!)," one Reddit user said. "The way she can’t figure out her camera angle and blocks it with her foot, the way she got tangled up in her bikini bottoms." Hey, it's her first time alright?!
5. Can You Even Feel Those Things?
"I don’t think her boobs have any feeling. All of it was really bad," one sad viewer commented regarding the reality star's enormous fake breasts. "But the worst part was how hard she was trying.”
6. Let's Not and Say We Did
Other users also did God's work by transcribing some of Farrah’s more epic quotes during the cam show, like “Let’s just look at my p---y.” Or we could take your word for it, Ms. Abraham. Let's go with the latter.
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