So Matt Baier is awful. Just a really gross, sketchy human being.
But somehow, some way, Amber Portwood agreed to date him for literal years, and when she finally wised up and dumped him, he was able to find another woman to be with him almost immediately after.
That woman, Jennifer Conlon, even agreed to marry him.
Unlike Amber, Jennifer isn't a reality star who's had her life documented for years and years, so we really don't know too much about her.
But thanks to a new police report, we're learning a little bit more now.
And it's not great.
1. A Rocky Start
In November, the world learned that Matt had married Jennifer, a cocktail waitress and a mother to two daughters. It was some pretty shocking news, considering how hard he'd been angling to get back with Amber.
2. Liar, Liar
In an interview about his brand new marriage, Matt claimed that he and Jennifer had been dating for about six months, which is basically impossible. He said this in November, so if they'd been dating for six months, they'd have gotten together in May. In May, he was very much still with Amber.
3. Just Stop, Matt
May was when he failed his lie detector test with a question about making sexual advances towards other women. So he possibly could have been talking to Jennifer then, but he spent most of that month trying to work things out with Amber, and they did Marriage Boot Camp together in June. So if he's telling the truth, their relationship didn't exactly start out on a great note.
In August, he said in an interview that when they were done with Marriage Boot Camp, "I went to Vegas to get my head around the split. Ultimately, my hope was to get a place where Amber could come visit me and we could work on our issues. Obviously, that didn't happen."
"I'll hold out hope for a reconciliation," he added. "But if nothing else, I hope we can stay friends." Not really a great statement to make when he allegedly was dating another woman for three months at that point, right?
6. Tough Break
Matt was also reportedly devastated when he heard the news of Amber's pregnancy. Too bad, so sad -- he wasn't the only one who got another significant other the second after the breakup.