“The royal tea has been spilled.

“Just ahead of Prince Harry’s highly anticipated memoir Spare, out January 10, “Page Six” somehow obtained a copy of the book and published more than two dozen articles over the course of one day with intimate details about Harry’s youth and upbringing, spats with his brother, and relationship with his wife, Meghan Markle.

“Viral screenshots of the many, many headlines looked like parody tweets (e.g., Prince Harry claims King Charles told him there wasn’t “enough money” for Meghan), but were in fact very real, to our fascination.

“When news of a memoir from Princess Diana’s second-born son first dropped, no one could have anticipated the stories from it would touch on Prince William’s nonexistent hairline, Harry losing his virginity to a spanking older woman, or a frostbitten penis.”

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