Marlena and Kayla's gowns have been modified for modesty. If those gowns were real hospital gowns their butts would be flapping in the breeze. #DAYS

Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Meagan Hathaway.
Meagan Hathaway who?
Meagan Hathaway of being a pain in the ath.

There once was a gal named Gwen
Who liked sampling a whole lot of men
Xander was he beau
She became Alex' Ho
And they shared a hot night of sin.