Bonnie: "It's always darkest before the dawn." A nice sentiment, but scientifically untrue. #DAYS

Justin: "God knows how Victor's mind works." God: "Actually, I don't have a clue about how his mind works." #DAYS

EJ offers to call ahead and have a dry martini waiting for Nicole at dinner. Translation: Get her drunk enough and… #DAYS

Not a good sign when they have to bring your attorney from his jail cell to confer with you, Bonnie. #DAY

Next on #DOOL — Nicole drops her keys. EJ bends down to pick them up. Nicole: "Did you just look up my skirt?" #DAYS

Nicole to EJ: "We have to talk about you kissing me. What was that about?" Well, duhhhhhh… #DAYS

Not only is Kayla not convincing that she's drunk, Patch isn't convincing that he's trying to get her to dial it down. #DAYS

Justin:

♫ My Bonnie lies in the next cell block ♪♪♪

♫ My Bonnie lies in jail like me ♪♪♪

♫ My Bonnie's locked up with Gwen Rizczech ♪♪♪

♫ Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me. ♪♪♪

#DAYS

Ciara and Ben bask in the afterglow. Ciara: "That was a spiritual experience." Ben: "I could tell. You kept yelling, 'Oh, God, Oh God, Oh God!'" #DAYS

Ciara sips coffee: "I'm going to miss this. I'm trying to get pregnant." Are people in Salem so ignorant about pregnancy prevention they think coffee is a form of birth control? #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Marlena: "I'm not letting you see Doug." Julie: "You can go to hell." MarDevil: "I'm not ready to go home yet." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — Paulina: "I love the hell out of Abe." MarDevil: "That doesn't impress me. I don't want the hell out of anyone." #DAYS

Next on #DOOL — In an unexpected twist, Marlena's dog Lucy-fur becomes paws-essed. #DAYS