Boy George has updated one of his hits to commemorate Jan's million or so comas: Coma-coma-coma-coma-comas-a-million… #DAYS

Ava: "Chanel doesn't sound like someone I'd want to go into business with," says the ex-Mafioso. #DAYS

Bonnie: "I've lost my appetite." I lose my appetite every time I see Justin together with his Adrienne-doppelganger trinket. #DAYS

I'm getting confused with all this "pronoun" talk, but the one thing I do know is the only pronoun Chanel seems to know is "me." #DAYS