I remembered that Disney is doing a live-action version of Dumbo, I just forgot that it is being done by Tim Burton. As soon as I saw his name on the screen, I let out a loud, “grrr.” Every movie he does is the same thing, the only thing missing from this one is Johnny Deep. Unless he is in the elephant suit?

I know people like Kevin Smith are saying things like, “F*ck you and take all of my money! Right now! Oh God I need this movie in my head, heart & soul STAT! If @Dumbo is half as good as the trailer, it may just have mended by broken heart… and then broke it all over again! If I wind up back in the hospital this trailer is to blame!” I just cannot get that excited about it. I am still pissed off about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Wasn’t that remake atrocious?

To me, this film puts the dumb in Dumbo. What does it say to you? Will you be running out and seeing it in March?