While most people wear their hearts on their sleeves, Rachel Bloom wears hers in a place where men think it is. Over her crotch.

The above photo is a unused shot for the ads The CW used to promote Crazy Ex Girlfriend’s third season. Instead the network went with one much closer to the way we saw Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct and also one that is much safer. Which I think is a mistake because this one would get hearts pounding in the same place where hers is! It might even get more people check out the show that airs Friday nights at 9p. Why aren’t more of you watching this show that sings songs about UTIs, heavy boobs and period sex. What other program does that?

To see the print ad they went with, then