Then he told his weekday wife, “I love the idea of marriage because my parents have been married 47 years.” Then he added, “The truth is I have this thing and I don’t want to screw it up. A lot of times they get screwed up. I figure the longer I wait, the older I will be, the closer to the death I am, so I can get it in and not screw it up.”

Since he is almost 47, he better hurry up if he wants to have a marriage that lasts 47 years and counting like his parents. Especially because someday he will make some woman very happy! Look at how much money he has from The Kardashians and all of the jobs that he has. On the latter, he will never be home because he is always working. He is the perfect husband. Marry me, Ryan!