Carl Reiner was on Conan the other night and he told him a story about his friend George Burns to Conan O’Brien.
Back in the late ’70s when the two men were working on the movie Oh Gd together, Reiner asked the legend a question about sex. You see at the time, Burns was a ladies man even though he was 80 years young. Because of that Reiner, who was 55 at that time, wanted to know what sex would be like when he gets to be his age. Burns told his friend, “Carl, You ever try to put an oyster in a slot machine?” With that I will end this post because that image is forever engraved into your mind. I know I cannot stop seeing it, and I am not talking about the oyster and the slot machine.