I seem to have lost that chronocinethon energy I used to have (kids'll do that to you), so I'm closing up shop here. Sean, thank you for your contributions.  Thanks also to the readers… Read More

A super-fast and exciting action comedy built entirely on late 80's/early 90's nerd service that sorta loses its fight-scene metaphor sharpness in the last act. (8/10)d. Edgar Wright Read More

I came. (9/10)d. Christopher Nolan Read More

Miike has officially gone certifiably insane, and it's great. (7/10)d. Takashi Miike Read More

Sadly, the best part was seeing the newest Inception trailer beforehand. (6/10)d. Jon Favreau Read More

The cursory glance at the boundary-crossing, taboo-breaking nature of the joke should've been the focus of the whole film; instead, we get 88 minutes of boringly similar scatological jokes f… Read More

A little too draggy to be a truly great bad movie. (6/10)d. Brett Piper Read More

Dumb fun with a nicely insane Gary Busey, angry-good-hearted Mr. T and a young, goofy-lookin' Adam Baldwin. (7/10)d. Joel Schumacher Read More

Nothing like watching a cheezy TV movie about an improbably intelligent bulldozer on lazy afternoon. (6/10)d. Jerry London Read More

Yes, the pimp outfits and Players' Ball and huge Cadillacs were awesome, but a tighter story would've been nice, too. (6/10)d. Michael Campus Read More

Michael Clarke Duncan is hilarious, but the film lacks the spark of zaniness found in previous BL movies. (6/10)d. Kevin Heffernan Read More

Quoted all the following day between a friend and I after watching it late the night before. (8/10)d. Adam McKay Read More

Hollywood's response to Eden Log; unstable plot, poor creature design, style run-amok, shitty ending, whole thing just makes you wish you were playing Dead Space instead, etc. (5/10)d. Chris… Read More

There's actually a few deeper thoughts on racism in here than I'd've thought. (6/10)d. Reginald Hudlin Read More

You would think 90 minutes of Tyson talking about himself might not make for a good documentary, but you'd be wrong. (7/10)d. James Toback Read More

Beautiful animation coupled with a slow story lacking much excitement or comedy. (6/10)d. Clyde Geronimi Read More

It conveys very well -- I'm guessing, anyway -- the extreme stresses soldiers experience in modern warfare and how those stresses affect different personalities. (8/10)d. Kathryn Bigelow Read More

One of those quintessential '80s movies any fan of the decade must watch and enjoy. (7/10)d. Sylvester Stallone Read More

Just a cheezy '80s comedy, but that robot design is great. (6/10)d. John Badham Read More

Worth it just to witness Mr. T pitying his very first fool. (7/10)d. Sylvester Stallone Read More

Die Hard welded to a '90s comedy, but without the laughs of either. (5/10)d. Steve Carr Read More

Brutal and beautiful, but mostly brutal. (8/10)d. Guillermo del Toro Read More

A textbook example of how to create heroes and villains in documentaries. (7/10)d. Seth Gordon Read More

I'm bummed this didn't do well, as I really want to see more Ray Stevenson Punisher. (8/10)d. Lexi Alexander Read More

I think I enjoy the bad movieness of it more than the riffing, which felt light. (7/10)d. Tjardus Greidanus & Kevin Murphy Read More