Welcome to the Movie of the year that will mess with your mind.
Have you ever heard someone say that they find movies wayyyyyy too simple and easy to understand?. Well, look no further as you prepare to get mindf*cked by this movie that is 7 times more difficult to understand than anything you've ever watched before.
Inception. How do I begin to explain it?. Essentially, Nick Cobb (Leonardo DiCaprio - yeah that guy from Titanic) is a dream thief who steals ideas from people and then sells them to the highest bidder. He does this by invading the "dream land" of the mark while they sleep and then steals the idea from them. However, as life tends to give us lemons when we are least prepared to deal with them, everything goes t*ts up during one heist and Cobb ends up on the run. Funnily enough, the previous mark had actually allowed Cobb into his mind. Now, why the f*ck would anyone ever allow anyone into their mind?. Personally, I'd never do that unless i was under the influence of 3 or more tabs of acid. Turns out though, the mark had allowed Cobb into his subconscious to consciously test's Cobb conscious skills in the unconscious realm while they both lay unconscious, yet only the mark was conscious of the fact he knew that he was in the unconscious (I know right? what the hell did Cristopher Nolan take before he directed this movie. I reckon it was probably a mix of high quality cocaine and cheap bath salts. Stay in school kids, don't do drugs otherwise you'll end up directing a high quality film that will transcend time and become a classic). Any way, to wrap up a long winded story, the mark hires Cobb to implant an idea in a rivals mind (clever huh? that's why the movie is called inception), time slows down like breaking your mums favorite vase, Cobb has a sharp discussion with his wife (she stab's him with a knife, aren't my puns brilliant?)
As it goes, the movie was incredible. The pure genius of the actors makes you feel like you're one with the team. As far as I'm concerned, this movie deserves a good old ISIS rating of 10/10. Wait I meant an ISYS rating of 10/10.
So, you think this review lacks any real review?. Let's be honest, you just come here cause you have nothing better to do with your life. I can't be expected to entertain you and inform you at the same time, I'm seriously not qualified for something that difficult