Got offered, most deliberately, a ride yesterday. I was actually AT the bus stop when two men thought that I ought to get into their car instead. I was just about to throw my water bottle at… Read More

Stalker Alert Level: Yellow cause he was actually harmlessHilarity Level: Hilarious*Note: All conversations in this story were conducted in Turkish. "DO YOU GO TO OYAK SITESI?" I a… Read More

Stalker Alert Level: Dark OrangeHilarity Level: Dark HumorIT WAS POURING DOWN RAIN and I thought it would still be nice to walk home from the metro rather than waiting a half an hour for the… Read More

I haven't posted in a couple of days. I have been stalked, however. Sorry for not telling you about this, but I've been quite busy teaching and writing and just plain living.Will post tonigh… Read More

Stalker Alert Level: Dark Orange with Red Polka DotsHilarity Level: Very Effing Hilarious SO, I'M SITTING NEXT TO HIM on my way to Taksim. We're almost there. He's leaning over, staring at m… Read More

Stalker Alert Level: Yellow if you don't get in, Dark Orange if you do (PS Don't)Hilarity Level: Depends on whether or not you can decode this cryptic post....Funny.I haven't been stalked in… Read More

Stalker Alert Level: Dark Orange (Or even Red maybe)Hilarity Level: If you think being scared is funny in retrospect....I BURST INTO THE SMALL TAILOR SHOP, and a handful of startled and cons… Read More

So, I decided to start this blog because I live in Istanbul and I am stalked or have "near stalking experiences" almost daily. They are so comical and entertaining that a friend of mine said… Read More