Today is Friday November 30th 2018 and Alb Tech will be open from 11am to 5pm. The deal of the day today is the F Word Discount. Here at ALB Tech we fix broken PC and Mac computers. You have a broken computer. Today you bring your broken computer to ALB Tech and use the “F” word while talking to us about your computer and bam – today’s discount will be applied. Today we encourage over-use, indeed abuse, of the ever favorite “F” word. You know which word we are referring to, correct? It starts with the letter “F”, obviously. It is considered a curse word although used constantly. It’s four letters long. It rhymes with “duck”. Clear enough? It should be. Don’t be afraid – use this word as much as possible today while in the shop. You could say something along the lines of “I closed my f’ing laptop on my pencil now the f’ing screen is broken. can you fix this mf’er?” You could say, “This f is so f’n slow, it’s hard to use.” Either way you use it, guess what? You just earned a 19% discount off your service total with that bad boy mouth. Come save money ladies and gents. We will be fixing stuff for six hours today RVA – so much time to let the expletives fly today at ALB Tech and save money on your tech repair! Thanks for checking us out today and we look forward to hearing your naughty mouths and fixing your busted PCs and non-working Mac computers!
Today is Friday November 30th 2018 and ALB Tech will be open from 11am to 5pm. Yes – 5pm, it’s a Friday – the f*$%ing 30th of November 2018!
Warm up your tongue for epic f bombing and come on by the shop:
ALB Tech – The Fan | 1208 W. Main St., Richmond, VA 23220 | (804) 355-2491
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