How many apps would you say that you use per day? We're about to up the count with the latest development from Beezid's Tech Department. We've only got a few more to go with our 10 ridiculous apps that never exist series. The most recent must-have app is all about uncovering the truth when you have a hunch that people are lying through their teeth...
Remember the old days where you’d have to go on Maury or Jerry Springer just to find out if someone was telling the truth or not? Too much work and public shame if you ask us. Besides, once the seed of doubt has been planted, it's probably a good idea to run far away from the perpetrator. But what if there was a way to find out on the spot if that special someone is telling you sweet little lies?!
For only $3.99, this ingenious app will let you avoid the negative exposure of national cable television and allow you find out if your siamese twin cousins really are sleeping with your girlfriend. Since not everyones nose grows when they lie (shoutout to Pinocchio), this app should come in super handy! Don't wait another second to download it and start uncovering the snakes in your surroundings!
Suspect some sneaky behaviour? Get to the bottom of things in a snap!
- Ultra easy to use!
- 99.9% accuracy in detecting all lies!
- Activate silence mode to avoid awkward situations!
Weed out the liars in your life!
Never fall for people's fabrications ever again.But you better speak the truth and nothing but the truth, since your pals might also have this app.
1. Think someone is pulling a fast one on you?!
Open Pocket Polygraph to find out if someone is telling facts or fiction!
2. Catch them red handed!
All you have to do is press the lie detector button as your suspicious pal is speaking and the screen will turn green to indicate what they're saying is true. But if they're lying, the screen will change to red. BUSTED!
3. Can you handle the TRUTH?
Even if you can't, you're about to get a massive dose of reality. Make sure you don't ask any questions that you're not prepared to hear the honest answers to!
But really, this has to be the most brilliant thing ever. We're waiting in vain for someone to develop the tech that could make this happen. Until then, keep on fibbin' friends! And don't forget to stop by next week while we wrap up this spectacular series!