Omg is this article really about the S-word? Yes, yes it is, if you are scandalized, please read this in this.
Now, for the rest of your behaya people, welcome to the club . Needless to say that you are basically suhaag in principle where almost everyone is probably thinking on the day of your v alima. However, it is the invasive few who actually have the balls to come and ask you to ask. Pardon, what privacy, please?
In other words, this list can prepare you for questions that you may have to answer after your apparent audience suhaag raat:
1. "Have you done it?"
Valima phir halaal kia?
2. " Dard hua?"
What do you think of Sherlock?
3. " Tum no initiates kia, ya uss no?"
What if I write you a detailed essay about it?
4. "Did you like it?"
* Just breathe *
5. "Wash it's weird? "
Person keeps asking questions: and how strange? And at what times?
6. "How often did you do it?"
Kyun? Record rakhna hai kia?
7. "Were you afraid?"
I am yours now, yes
8. " Moun dikhai kia mili?"
9. "How long did it take the?"
Do you think I've timed it?
10. "Have you used protection?"
The only protection I need is yours, tbh.
11. "Do not you have children?"
Do you go with your own business?
12. " Awkward tha kya?"
Iss talk se zyada nahi.
13. "Tips toh dena zara" * cue giggle *
Tip number one: Get away from me.
Tip number two: stay there.
These are just some of the weird AF questions you will hear, I'm sure you've heard much worse. Or know someone who has heard worse questions. Respond and share them below with the rest of us.
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