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Now Selling, 5 year old child, brand new, only on craigslist

Ah can you Smell that? The fresh early morning smell of a 5 year old Chinese girl for only $10 in the Metro Atlanta area. Oh, for those of you who cant smell it, that would be The greatest invention ever (besides porn). It's just like Ebay, except you can trade foreign children in YOUR area!

I'll admit it, Craigslist is scary as fuck. It's chop full of scams and man rape waiting to happen. But, you can also get some GREAT deals. You just have to be smart, and careful of who and what you buy from.

Let me share a story with you children. Pull up a chair and listen as uncle SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP tells you a store.

I too once was addicted to Craigstlist. I was looking for a desktop (The exact one im on now) because I wanted one in my room. I wanted it to be inexpensive, decent, and close by. It took a few days, but eventually I found the perfect Compaq, only about 6 years old and could run XP fine. I'll take it. I later found it, this guy was only 2 miles from my house...fuck 2 miles..he lived down the fucking street.

So after a few emails are exchanged and im sure im not going to get fucked in the ass, I went over to pick it up. We talked on the phone the same day and he told me to drop by. I go into the neighborhood and its a middle class hood. Decent houses, families out walking the dogs and kids. I figure, hey, he must be a family man! or...prey on all the other peoples kids.

Of course his house is the ONE fucking house thats creepy as hell. All the blinds are shut and the garage is closed. I ring the doorbell and nothing, all the sudden behind me "CHRIS?!". Its that fucker! We exchanged some words he takes me inside and asks if I need to see the computer running. "FUCK NO NIGGA! GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!" is what I thought in my head. I noticed something though. As I was talking to him, he was staring into my eyes. And I mean just god damn GAZING into them like I was his long lost lover. I will admit, im a pretty manly guy (heehehehehe) and this scared me. I got the fuck out of there with my computer.

I expected to later find at home a folder full of child porn. Thank god I didnt.

With that being said, you have to be safe on Craigslist. I will post a follow up to this, with some tips about how to be safe, and get some PHAT fucking deals.

This post first appeared on Sit Down And Shut Up, please read the originial post: here

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