Disclaimer: This series is not so much about Sir Stanley Matthews (born 1st Feb. 1915- died 22nd Feb. 2000) as it about the idea of Stanley Matthews (born 2nd May 1953 – ). Here’s part 1 (Masturbation and muscular Christianity) and part 2 (It’s Bad Manners Being Clever!) exploring the history of English Football’s Anxieties. “But…