“Will you still love me if I’m annoying? What about if I smelled bad?” This is from 8-year-old Mary. She is staring at me intently as we play the “Would you still lov… Read More
Jennifer Lawrence is usually a great guest on most of the late night talk circuit. Even if her whole crazy thing is an act, it’s a pretty good one and she goes all in for it. For her… Read More
Scientists have been mining gut bacteria to combat a variety of digestive disorders, including using fecal matter to cure Clostridium difficult infections (known to kill as many as 14,000 pe… Read More
"Crusts on his face from nasal discharge." That was just one observation in the 60-page report compiled on a healthy, happy, and apparently snot-nosed 2-year-old, under a new parenting surv… Read More
Little ghouls everywhere are making their way into the night. If you aren’t ready, they can cause such a freight… So instead of being scared, why not join them? Celebrate the mo… Read More
Some mornings you may wake up with crusty particles or mucus in the corners of your eyes. Referred to as sleepy sands or eye boogers, this can be a normal circumstance that forms as we sleep… Read More
Roger Goodell is a scumbag.
Arguably the most powerful commissioner in sports is already hated by the fans of the NFL, as noted by the constant booing he received as he walked to the podium… Read More
We’ve all been a bit horrified when it happens. To our kids, to other peoples’ kids, to random truck drivers at stoplights who have no idea we are watching them. Digging for gold… Read More
I'd venture to say that I have a healthy dose of self-esteem. I'm not one to shy away from the camera or mind public displays of embarrassment. But there is one woman whose confidence has me… Read More
Everyone wants to be a makeup artist these days. If they don't already think they are one, they are aspiring to be one after hours of watching YouTube tutorials and Instagram pictures.
Yo… Read More
The Watcher is the second boss of the game. It watches the Insufferable Crypt. It also watches you suffer, because boy is this boss hard. If you breezed past the Incomplete One and are exp… Read More
Ultimate Guide to Baby Registry Must Haves – What to Register for and Why
Baby registry must haves – I remember the headache I had walking thru the aisles with my Target scanner… Read More
There’s no denying that little kids are cute. They have perfect little faces, soft skin, and wispy, bouncy hair. But the truth is, they’re also pretty disgusting. They fart and b… Read More
Have you ever seen those moms who just seem to have it together? Their kids are concert pianists and say please and thank-you when you offer them brussel sprouts. These moms run their famil… Read More
Making new mom-friends is more of a struggle than any women could have ever imagined before having children. I mean, you see a woman with her kid and you're with your kid, how hard shou… Read More
If you have young kids, or are planning to have children someday, the same thoughts may have crossed your mind:
What in the world will my kids think about my hair? What will I tell them… Read More
Watch out for the ways your senses are being manipulated. Retail stores in Singapore use sight, smell, sound and touch to make you buy things.
Shopping online makes life easier, especially… Read More
Way back in the year two-thousand-something B.C. (before children) I cared quite a bit about fashion. Then my little miracles came along, and slowly everything I owned was covered in boogers… Read More
One of the coolest things about visiting the Wizarding World of Harry Potter a Universal Orlando is being able to see (and buy) the items that are talked about in the Harry Potter books and… Read More
Before you have kids, you might visualize what it would be like: rocking babies, taking toddlers to the playground, reading to preschoolers, attending Little League games. Then you become an… Read More
Dear Mags,
It seems you have become my Kaylee 2.0. (That bitch again!) That’s not to say that you guys are interchangeable, or even all that much alike. Yet you are now the little old… Read More
What do you get when you interview a bunch of comedians? Their hilarious thoughts on fatherhood. From lies to fluids to boogers… nothing is off the table. Oh, and mom’s aren&rsq… Read More
When my son first asked if he could make slime, I thought it sounded like a great idea. Hands-on, scientific, simple ingredients—a perfect antidote to the ever present screen time batt… Read More
I didn’t even make it to the parking garage after finding out I was pregnant with twins before hearing the phrase that would follow me for the next two years of my life: &ldq… Read More
Boogers are strange things. Coming in many colors and forms, they perplex people of all ages. For some, they’re pesky irritations begging to be removed with a finger. They can also be… Read More
Boogers are strange things. Coming in many colors and forms, they perplex people of all ages. For some, they’re pesky irritations begging to be removed with a finger. They can also be… Read More
Boogers are strange things. Coming in many colors and forms, they perplex people of all ages. For some, they’re pesky irritations begging to be removed with a finger. They can also be… Read More
Boogers are strange things. Coming in many colors and forms, they perplex people of all ages. For some, they’re pesky irritations begging to be removed with a finger. They can also be… Read More
Boogers are strange things. Coming in many colors and forms, they perplex people of all ages. For some, they’re pesky irritations begging to be removed with a finger. They can also be… Read More
The Original Snot Sucker
Nosefrida
Nasal AspiratorBy guest blogger: Rachelle G.
Before I was a mother, I never would have imagined that someday I might suck snot out of another human&r… Read More
Good Day World!The Booger family is back by popular demand!It seems thousands of readers couldn’t get enough of this reality show when it appeared last September.So, in case you missed… Read More
LITFL • Life in the Fast Lane Medical BlogLITFL • Life in the Fast Lane Medical Blog - Emergency medicine and critical care medical education blog
Welcome to the 302nd LITFL… Read More
A sniffling and nose-blocked baby is one of the worst thing to experience in motherhood. Not only are you dealing with a cranky and (sometimes) inconsolable baby, you have to go through the… Read More
Many have called it a “blob” or a “chunk of goo,” while others have gotten creative with names such as “dragon booger.” But the brain-like “blob&rd… Read More
The Cutest
(Full disclosure: I received a free copy of this book for review through Library Thing’s Early Reviewers program. This review contains spoilers!)
Written in the form of a… Read More
All right, you boogers. You wore me down. I got SO MANY emails from you saying, “stop just labeling your posts with numbers. It doesn’t make me want to click. Well, I get it. I… Read More
"I close my eyes and she's right there. Barbie dolls and teddy bears, picking buttercups from the yard putting them in mason jars. Tea parties and pecan pie make me think of her… Read More
So, what’s this about a slate of late night games and no thread to comment on? Well, if I can get my cat to stay off the keyboard and get this thing published without an inadvertent f… Read More
A great baby wipe should be sensitive enough to prevent your baby from developing rashes or skin irritations and also strong and thick enough to handle your baby’s mess without leakin… Read More
Birthday Status For Me
Here we are sharing a huge collection of Birthday Status For Me for our readers to help them in finding the Best Birthday Status for their friends, family etc. By post… Read More
Happy Birthday To Me Status
Gone is the season of sending birthday cards to individuals on their exceptional days. Birthday cites, Birthday backdrops, Birthday pictures, and e-birthday cards… Read More
My Birthday Status For Me
Frequently when a friend or family member or a colleague is commanding their birthday, we give them sweet birthday wishes and statuses. Be that as it may, Much the… Read More
As is our custom here at Robot Butt, we like to showcase the inquisitive minds drawn to our site each month. This October was no different, as people used a wide variety of…unique sea… Read More
One of my favorite memes on the internet is of a dog, drinking a cup of tea with a fancy little hat on his head. He is just sitting at the kitchen table wearing a dumb grin, and the room aro… Read More
Germs, germs! Run for your life! No, wait. They are good for you. You will die if you eat, breathe, or touch anything. Your immune system needs germs to become stronger.
Confused yet? Welcom… Read More
Can this DIY hack help unblock your baby’s clogged nose? That’s what one mother is insisting, as her DIY hack is going viral for one very effective (yet downright gross) reason… Read More
Take the word misophonia. No, it has nothing to do with disliking miso soup. It real implies the hatred of noise, or the problem of having adverse reactions to particular noises. My fianc&e… Read More
I love to get away a few times a year with my three kiddos and stay in a hotel. They love the pool, free candy at the service desk, and the mini bottles of shampoo and lotion. And for some r… Read More
If it involves turds, hairballs, boogers, barf, urine, mold, mud – basically, anything that either stinks and/or has the texture of soup – guess who’s tasked with cleaning… Read More
Disclosure: Affiliate links are used in this post. Any purchase you make using these links supports this site.Here are my 10 must have items for babies, besides the obvious clothes and diape… Read More
I had a pretty difficult time getting my son into reading, which was a tough pill for me to swallow since I love reading so much. It wasn’t until we discovered the dreaded Captain Unde… Read More
In today’s “fake news” society, it’s more important than ever to seek out knowledge, to always be willing to read more and learn the facts about the world around you… Read More
Sooner or later, if you haven’t already, you’re going to catch your kid fiddling around “down south.” Spoiler alert: it’s gonna be awkward.
Most of us tend to t… Read More
A few days ago I ran a report about a bigfoot chasing an ATV and that report was tied in to a local report about of a very similar event. In the local event, some of the witnesses are peopl… Read More
The Tennessee Titans are Lions fans only hope to end this never-ending sense of anxiety once and for all. I don’t care how the Tennessee Titans do it. I don’t care if they run th… Read More
I’ve been a working mom and I’ve been a quasi-stay-at-home mom (I’m in Canada and have three kids, which means I’ve had three year-long maternity leaves). Both can be… Read More
Once upon a time, when it was just the two of us, my husband and I were younger people with lots of energy. We could stay up late, watch TV, talk to each other, enjoy a cocktail and, well&he… Read More
We've been struggling with SD15 wiping boogers on our sofa and walls for years. Each time DH makes her clean it and usually gives her another punishment also.
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Celebrity Baby Scoop sat down with powerhouse mompreneur, Sarah Pollack Boyd, founder and creative force behind SIMPLY. With 10-plus years in PR, Sarah ventured out on her own in 2012 with… Read More