YOU GAVE US ANSWERS, AND WE GAVE YOU QUESTIONS
This whole episode isn't explicitly about Jon Gruden, except it sort of is, if you consider that:
- We unnecessarily hate on Stephen A. Smith, who is not Jon Gruden
- We ask why more coaches can't follow the Jon Gruden Guide to Eternal Wealth
- We talk about goatees and who shouldn't have them; Jon Gruden would never have a goatee
- We consider who's going to totally plummet next season and therefore be eligible for Grumors (Jon Gruden Rumors)
- We talk about Road House; Jon Gruden is familiar with both roads AND houses.
- Seriously, in life, you should try to be Jon Gruden