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Golf Quotes that will bring a smile to your face!

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My Favourite Golf quotes


"Although Golf was
originally restricted to
wealthy Protestants, today ----------Dave Barry
it's open to anybody who
owns hideous clothing."

"It took me seventeen
years to get 3,000 hits in
baseball. I did it in one -----------Hank Aaron
afternoon on the golf
course."


"The difference in golf and
government is that in golf ---------George Deukmejian
you can't improve your lie."



"Tiger is like John Daly
but with total control. If
that's not a scary prospect -----------Paul Goydos
for the rest of us, I don't
know what is."



“If you are caught on a
golf course during a storm
and are afraid of lightning, -------- Lee Trevino
hold up a 1-iron. Not even
God can hit a 1-iron.”

How did you make a
twelve? I had a long putt -----Clayton Heafner
for eleven!!


"Fifty years ago, 100
white men chasing one
black man across a field -----------Anonymous
was called the Ku Klux
Klan. Today it's called the
PGA Tour."


They call it golf because
all the other four letter -------Raymond Floyd
words were taken.

**The earliest record of the word golf is believed to have been found in the scottish constitution(some 500 years back) which banned the game because it distracted the men from focussing on Archery!**



"The reason the pro tells
you to keep your head ---------------Phyllis Diller
down is so you can't see
him laughing."


"The first time I played
the Masters, I was so
nervous I drank a bottle of --------Chi Chi Rodriguez
rum before I teed off. I shot
the happiest 83 of my life."


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