There’s been no shortage of talk about how Vikings fans were treated poorly while visiting Philadelphia to see Minnesota’s blowout loss to the Eagles at Lincoln Financial Field last Sunday.
But what you may not have realized is that Eagles fans actually treated Vikings fans WAY worse than anyone previously thought. I have found some EXCLUSIVE evidence on Twitter that proves as much.
as I was leaving the linc while wearing my stefon diggs jersey, an eagles fan dropped an empty refrigerator on me from on top of the stadium, when i exited the refrigerator via the door I was moving and making sounds like an accordion. stay classy!— General Hugs (@OhWowHmm) January 23, 2018
As I chased an eagles fan who had stolen my viking hat right off my head towards the top of the stadium, i realized I was no longer standing on solid ground, once I looked down I held up a sign that read "eep" and then plummeted, whistling, to the ground below— General Hugs (@OhWowHmm) January 23, 2018
While walking in to the stadium, eagles fans noticed my authentic Harrison Smith jersey, and they took it upon themselves to throw me in a cement mixer, when i emerged i was frozen in the iconic "thinker" position and now i am on display at the rodin museum.— General Hugs (@OhWowHmm) January 23, 2018
Eagles fans demanded I pay $10,000 or I'd lose my family's farm, luckily my fellow Vikings fans organized a talent show with a $10,000 prize which I won!— General Hugs (@OhWowHmm) January 24, 2018
Eagles fans chased me while I was on my bike with Teddy bridgewater riding in my basket, as we went over a jump I realized thanks to Teddy we were flying— General Hugs (@OhWowHmm) January 25, 2018
two eagles fans tried to break into my house over the holidays, luckily I was at home by myself and i set up a series of ingenious traps designed to hurt them. Stay classy philly!— General Hugs (@OhWowHmm) January 25, 2018
as i walked to the linc, eagles fans began approaching me in large 4 legged armored vehicles. I was able to tie a cable around the legs and trip the vehicles, thereby saving my fellow vikings fans from danger— General Hugs (@OhWowHmm) January 25, 2018
the eagles fan dean put my vikings fan fraternity on double secret probation after we threw a great party! terrible city!— General Hugs (@OhWowHmm) January 25, 2018
Leaving the eagles stadium in my vikings helmet, jubilant fans were jumping up and down on what appeared to be large black circular car magnets. When I attempted to do the same I fell into a vortex from which I have yet to return. Smh— Wet Luzinski (@Wet_Luzinski) January 24, 2018
After my family left the stadium with our vikings gear, we were kidnapped by eagles fans and teleported to the future where we were rounded up by chuck heston in a riot control truck and turned into soylent green. How classless!— Admiral Krampus Porkins (@Phrozen_) January 24, 2018
I asked an eagles fan for directions to the stadium. He told me my shoes were untied. Eight hours later I realized that I was wearing loafers.— Absolut Eunuch (@Moose_Bigelow) January 23, 2018
Walking to my car I encountered an Eagles fan who taunted me by sticking his tounge out. I chased him towards a tunnel I painted on the I-95 overpass. But he went through it as I smacked into it face first.— Brian Coulter (@PhilaBCoulter) January 23, 2018
Walking back to my car I heard a drunken eagles fan bragging about how they’d dressed up as Mike Zimmer, snuck onto the Vikings sideline and coached the team to one of the biggest losses in NFCCG history. Disgraceful!— Nunzio Vuono (CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: The contents (@nvuono) January 23, 2018
Fearing for my life at the Linc I pulled my pistol and pointed it at a rowdy fan but he stuck his finger in the barrel blocking the bullet. When I fired my gun exploded and blew all the hair off my own head.— Matt brecht (@MattGrumbrecht) January 23, 2018
An Eagles fan touched my face then held his fist out, sticking his thumb between his index and middle fingers, claiming he had violently removed my nose. I panicked but thankfully his claim was erroneous!— Rando Calrissian (@actually3dots) January 23, 2018
I was walking into the game when I realized I was along and surrounded by lifelike dummies. An Eagles fan then tested a nuclear bomb and I had to get into a fridge for safety, and was flung many miles away by the blast— Justin Klugh (@justin_klugh) January 23, 2018
met a girl at the tailgate and we fell in love. when her dad (Eagles fan) saw my SKOL wrist tattoo, he made me work for him for 7 years before he would let me marry her. so after the 7 years, we got married but only later did i find out that he married me to her sister! so then h— carson wentz do not read this...nick foles hello (@TheMikes_) January 23, 2018
I was about to get into my car after the Eagles game on Sunday, and an Eagles fan in a crane dropped a piano on me. Now my teeth are the piano keys. I just wanted to watch the game.— Lonis (@sxric) January 23, 2018
I chased an Eagles fan around the corner after I saw him drinking a beer near my large adult son, when I turned the corner I ran into a frying pan that he was holding up, smashing my face into the shape of the pan. Classless fan base— Svenjamin (@Benlen17) January 23, 2018
a eagles fan presented me with a gift after the game. when i opened it up, a boxing glove on a spring shot out and socked me right in the mouth. i tried to be a good sport and smile, but my teeth fell out one by one, playing a jaunty piano tune. unbelievable.— the snake emoji goes here (@miffedtweeter) January 23, 2018
as i left the stadium on sunday night wearing my randy moss jersey, a mean eagles fan told me that prince "sucked." i am not making this up!!!— nick foles appreciator (@VT_Ben) January 23, 2018
As I was leaving the linc, an eagles fan point at my shirt and when I looked down he swiped up at my nose. Distracted in my embarrassment, my shoelaces were tied together. All the police office nearby said was “nyuck nyuck nyuck”— Adam (@okguyadam) January 23, 2018
i was walking through security with my authentic stitched adrian peterson jersey that i got for 30 bucks on ebay and some eagles fan dropped an acme brand anvil right onto my head. thankfully i had my sign on a stick that said "ouch" to let everyone know exactly how i felt!— bob says “go birds” (@_ItsMeBeeOhBee_) January 23, 2018
My idea for a spectacular theme park with real dinosaurs was going to be a hit before a greedy Eagles fan opted to steal dino embryos to sell to the highest bidder. People died because of this! Take away draft picks!— JD (@DatDudeJD) January 25, 2018
After reading all these shocking first-hand accounts of abuse, I’ve realized that I was too harsh by referring to Vikings fans as “sore losers.”
I’ve also realized that Vikings fans are totally justified when it comes to their plans to harass Eagles fans traveling to Minnesota for Super Bowl LII. Such plans include: throwing stuff at Eagles fans, falsely imprisoning Eagles fans, canceling AirBnB bookings that Eagles fans made, and even denying restaurant bookings to Eagles players.
I’ve called 3 Restaurants in Minneapolis to get a reservation for me and my teammates and “can’t” get in Well played Minnesota fans, well played #FlyEaglesFly— Chris Maragos (@ChrisMaragos) January 27, 2018
Fair is fair.
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