Happy, Uh, Third
Brian
July 3rd, 2020 at 11:46 AM
fireworks time [Patrick Barron]
We take a day for the Fourth annually; because the Fourth is tomorrow that means the Third steps right on up to the plate. Here is the traditional celebration of American values: first-generation immigrant Zoltan Mesko in a speedo with two weiner dogs.
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JimHarbaughForPres
July 3rd, 2020 at 12:15 PM ^
Wiener dogs?
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El Jeffe
July 3rd, 2020 at 12:17 PM ^
Happy 'Merica, ya filthy animals!!!
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Chaco
July 3rd, 2020 at 4:31 PM ^
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SagNasty
July 3rd, 2020 at 6:57 PM ^
That movie (idiocracy) is basically a documentary now.
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Sopwith
July 3rd, 2020 at 12:36 PM ^
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BErt
July 3rd, 2020 at 12:38 PM ^
Excuse me how dare you, those are chihuahuas
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Jon06
July 3rd, 2020 at 7:20 PM ^
Not gonna lie, I'm pretty heated.
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crg
July 3rd, 2020 at 12:59 PM ^
Picture of one of the most well known UM punters in program history (if only for the name, let alone being pretty decent and used much more often than a successful college team should do) holding two small dogs of "punt-able" size...
The dog lover in me is concerned.
The juvenile young man in me is intrigued.
The ornery old man in me thinks no guy should wear that kind of thing - ever.
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MGoStrength
July 3rd, 2020 at 1:16 PM ^
Didn't realize Zoltan was such a big dude...6'5" 230 and in good shape. Impressive for a punter.
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MGoStretch
July 3rd, 2020 at 1:25 PM ^
Username checks out :)
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kehnonymous
July 3rd, 2020 at 2:04 PM ^
Username checks out :)
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Seth
July 3rd, 2020 at 1:24 PM ^
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Wolverine In Iowa
July 3rd, 2020 at 1:41 PM ^
This is the moment of transubstantiation into pure energy.
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evenyoubrutus
July 3rd, 2020 at 2:37 PM ^
USA 🇺🇸
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B-Nut-GoBlue
July 3rd, 2020 at 4:50 PM ^
Who negs this very weird amazingness?!
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AlbanyBlue
July 3rd, 2020 at 2:51 PM ^
Our former punter is better than all the punters ever. Also, not wiener dogs.
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Zoltanrules
July 3rd, 2020 at 3:30 PM ^
Happy Birthday America!
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JBE
July 3rd, 2020 at 3:31 PM ^
Happy 4th. Lift the H1-B ban.
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Blue Ballin'
July 3rd, 2020 at 3:33 PM ^
Tough to get a good spiral with a gol dang chihuahua. Now, a pug, them babies will sail...
(okay... /s )
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Jon06
July 3rd, 2020 at 7:20 PM ^
THOSE ARE NOT FUCKING WEINER DOGS, BRIAN. FUCK YOU.
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CaliforniaNobody
July 3rd, 2020 at 8:10 PM ^
Those are chihuahuas bruv
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lsjtre
July 3rd, 2020 at 8:33 PM ^
Zoltan was one of the greatest punters of all time, could pin ya deep or beat a linebacker to the edge a first with equal ease
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