John Sterling had a lot of the offseason to provide you with a intelligent house run name for Giancarlo Stanton. He got here up with an unsatisfying one-liner in Italian. The longtime New York Yankees announcer received again within the lab to tinker and debuted this new effort when Stanton — once more, who shouldn’t be Italian — blasted a dinger Friday night time towards Toronto.

“Giancarlo … Non dimenticar, that ball positive traveled far,” Sterling sang. “Giancarlo.”

It’s value remembering that, towards all odds, some individuals truly like such a stuff. What a wealthy and vibrant world to supply one thing for everybody.

My two cents? The unique, whereas dangerous, didn’t have any singing. Like they are saying: you don’t know what you’ve obtained until it’s gone.