'Oh hey - hi.'
'Wha...? No hug?? C'mon, c'mere!'
'What's wrong? What's the matter with you?'
'Does anything have to be wrong? Do I always have to be cheerful and happy? Can I not just be left alone and you mind your business?'
'OK, look, maybe this tough girl exterior fools the world but not me! You're like my sister and I'm not leaving 'til you tell me what's up!'
Sandra stares at Pamela hard!
Then she looks away.
Covers her eyes with her left hand.
Breaks down and Pamela embraces her.
After crying a couple of seconds, while Pam caresses her, Sandra goes,
'I loved him - and the jerk left me!!'
'Oh honey, it's a boy problem?? Jeez, you shoulda told me! C'mon let's go to the café across the road.'
They get there and have a seat outside.
A waiter comes by.
'Oh, could we have a large Frappuccino sprinkled with extra chocolate and a medium Cappuccino for me, please?'
The waiter leaves.
'OK babe, tell me, when did he break up with you?'
'He dumped me! Just because I didn't wanna do it! And he told everyone I'm a tight-ass, goody two shoes!'
'That's horrible, babe! But seriously - even if he didn't say those things, he's still a jerk! Assholes who verbally abuse you are never worth your time. In a way, it's a blessing in disguise. Albeit a painful one.'
'But he's so cute! And he made laugh!'
'Oh, honey, when boys wanna get what they want, they can be extra charming and amusing. They just wanna have that one thing and they go after it no matter what way they can. Trust me, this jackass is below you. You just didn't see it. But now you will.'
'... I don't get it... I want it to be special - I was gonna go for it, with him... I'm not a tight-ass!'
'Of course you're not, girl! And you never will be one, either. First of all, you did the right thing by listening to yourself about it. Secondly, never feel pressured by anyone to do it, just because they really want it! You only have it once and once it's gone, it's gone for good! And if it wasn't special, if you didn't experience a beautiful moment, then it's not worth it! And you'll regret it like me!'
'... how was yours?'
'My first time was horrible!'
The waiter comes and gives the chicks their caffeine.
They both take a sip and Sandra's face cheers up.
'It sucked! I was scared 'cause it was the first time saw a hard-on and it looked big. I wasn't turned on, I didn't get kissed enough... in fact I didn't even get a kiss! I was nervous... I was dry... and he just shoved himself in me and went hard, not caring about me. It hurt, it was very painful. I tried not to cry but I was confused: I thought the first time would be nice because everyone wants to do it. So I just took the pain and soldiered it - thinking it would get better with time, but it didn't. I just laid there with him thrusting away on top of me and grunting like a pig.'
'Hihihi... it sucked, I told you!'
'... am I ever gonna lose it?'
'Of course you will! Look, honey,... if there's anything you should learn from this, it's you are in charge of yourself - and that includes everything that happens to you... especially making love. You're still so young!'
'And you still have the whole world in front of you! Don't rush love! One day, you'll find a sweet, cute, attractive and funny guy who'll sweep you off your feet and make you glad that it never worked out for you with anyone else!'
'Does he even exist??'
'Trust me, he does! He's not in the majority but he's out there!'
'...mkay - thank you for this Frappuccino! You know I love it the sprinkled chocolate.'
'Sure, you're welcome. Wanna go watch a chick flick? Divas United is out, you know?'
'Really? I've been waiting for it like forever! Can we go now??'
'Absolutely. Let's go... oh, have you seen one of these? It's a new fragrance from Le Nirvana. It's called Femme.'
Pam sprays Sandra on the neck a couple of times, then her wrists.
'Mmmh - wow! It's sexy!'
'You know? I got it today but I think it's better off with you. You need to remind yourself of your mojo again.'
'... I guess... I love you Pam, you're the best!'
Sandra squeezes Pam tight - and Pamela is moved, enjoys the hug and squeezes back, cuddling for a minute.
'C'mon! Let's not get late for our flick!'
'Move b*tch! Get out the way!', Sandra hollers aloud, taking Pamela by the hand, who cracks up.
'Hahaha - there she is... my girl's back!'
'Forever and always, chick!'
It's A Girl Thing