Hi all, and apologies for the absense. It’s been a busy time with much going on. I’ve been head down and bum up, and unfortunately not in the way you’d hope. But.. I hav… Read More

I did think that Covid would change our lives quite a bit, but the Chinese people being in lockdown 3 years on and finally uprising was not on my 2022 bingo card. Our lives in London have mo… Read More

Where did glory holes come from? Who invented them? What is the history of glory holes? Nobody knows the precise location of the world’s first glory hole, but we can safely say that… Read More

Don’t take it personally, everyone’s a cunt. Face the truth before you go any further, and stop walking around thinking you’re awesome, because you’re not. You… Read More

So, I’m a bit confused. Does Slut suck or should I continue? The feedback from my regular readers, beta’s and editors was good. But in the real world, on Amazon for example, it d… Read More

That is the question I’m like a pendulum, going back and forth, considering my options. I’ve never been an ‘anti-vaxxer’ though as a curious human, I’ve ques… Read More

Two black girls were stabbed in a park in London, in June 2020, and two Policemen took selfies with the bodies. What happened to the cops, and the imperceptible effort to find the killer, sp… Read More

An Alien’s Guide to Earth Ask yourself this: if alien’s appeared in your home right now and tilted their skinny, grey heads and asked you to tell them about your home world, w… Read More

I’m too stupid to be ruler of any land, because I have these ridiculous ideas that just won’t get out of my head. They involve either having covid over in 6 weeks or several dec… Read More

Ellie disliked Linda immensely. Apparently, over Christmas dinner, Ellie made a big deal of her intolerance for a number of staple foods. “This stupid woman never once thought to make… Read More

Nostradamus, Edgar Cayce, Jules Verne, Baba Venga are among many who have claimed to predict events in the future. I’ve decided to add Fox Emerson to that list. What could happen… Read More

The Adam Norty book’s called Slut, but our cover model Dale is anything but. We took him to the English countryside, introduced him to some of the locals, and asked Dale Michalowski so… Read More

Hi readers, I’m in need beta readers for a couple of short books. Both are MM/Romance/Erotic short stories. If you have my email, please email me, otherwise you can message me here… Read More

Beta Readers The Unsung Heroes of our Time Have you heard that song? ‘Behind every writer is a great beta reader’? Oh wait… I just twisted a little bit of fiction into… Read More

I wrote a book and I called it Slut. The premise? One man’s insatiable appetite for sex. The conflict? A hunger for love. It is um… a traditional tale. Boy meets boy, boy… Read More

Adam Norty is…well…he’s quite norty. In a recent post, I told you that I had almost cheated on you, and that I’d almost decided to publish The Hole in the Door u… Read More

What is a Covidiot? An Epidemiologist and a Virologist are sitting at their broken computers one day. Epidemiologist, “I think the network cable broke.” Virologist, &ldq&hell…Read More

The large pod landed on the barren, dead planet, and a plume of dust scattered as it thudded quietly. The LED readout went from green, to red, then back to green, and then it read, ‘In… Read More

“Just because we don’t like our history, doesn’t mean we can erase it.” I have a confession to make, I almost cheated on you. While you weren’t looking, I wr… Read More

The email I received on Sunday night from the NHS confirmed what I already knew; I have coronavirus. Unlike the millions who came before me, I don’t have the same symptoms. Is the v… Read More

As a child, I was impressed by the height of the pyramids and the mind-bending thoughts on the man hours required for such a construction. In 2020, I’m equally astounded at the even… Read More

Finally the vaccine is here. It’s taken a lifetime, but Covid-19 has finally come to cleanse the earth of it’s deadly virus.   We went deep into the forest, wielding… Read More

Ask yourself this; who can you trust right now? Who in your life do you know without a shadow of a doubt, is telling you the truth? Would you know if the truth is a lie? The unfortunate s… Read More

Instructions for surviving the Apocalypse – book one Let me introduce you to the apocalypse. Back in 2019, I told you that I thought the Apocalypse was coming. And again here and he… Read More

How to find and address your inner coward Most of us have seen the Matrix and most of us have said that we’d choose the red pill and become the resistance to a machine or to a world… Read More

The Coronavirus Conspiracy…fact or alarmist fiction? China claims that 2,500 people have died from the virus but there are indicators that this isn’t true. Leaked comments on… Read More

Why You Shouldn’t Write a Book Why you shouldn’t write a book is because it won’t sell. Not unless you’re already really famous and one of the Kardashians. In fact… Read More

It’s time for change I’m going to tell you a secret. During the three or so years I was writing the newly released The Peace Ambassador, I began to realise that some things di… Read More

The Peace Ambassador “Dear, dear Andrea. You’ve got such a temper on you. Think that life is about balance; fair and unfair, death and life, Yin and Yang? Just and unjust? Rea… Read More

Obviously, we’re all a little messed up because we love Dystopian Novels. And if you’re shaking your head indignantly, because I’ve apparently offended you, then you’… Read More

If you’ve landed on this page, then it means I’m…oh wait, I’ve done that one already. As per the post I wrote a couple of days ago, I’ve got a new book com… Read More

If you’re reading this, then I am dead. I died while writing my new dystopian apocalyptic tale. For nearly three years, I’ve written, edited, re-written, agonized over, edited… Read More

Newsflash: There’s no immediate apocalypse coming today – that I can foretell at least, but stay tuned, every country around the world is trying desperately to bring one in; incl… Read More

Are all the reviews online fake? Where did all the genuine reviews go? They’re. Mostly. Bullshit. That’s what most people think about reviews these days. Bullshit. I dec… Read More

Continued from Pt 2… “This is yours, Ollie,” she said, then used her pass to unlock the door on the side panel. An audible click was heard, followed by a whoosh as the… Read More

Continued from part one… I closed and locked the door and carefully navigated down the 3 worn – fading, pink concrete steps and onto a path that had more cracks in it than my… Read More

A Fox Emerson Tale I got sick. The pain had crept from my toes to my knees. From my hips to my chest. Maybe months had passed since I’d had a clear head; no headaches, no constant f… Read More

Ricky – not short for anything, and simply named so because his dad liked it and had apparently decided that’s what he’d call their only son. Ricky was an alleged disap… Read More

That is the Answer Imagine that life is a sliding scale of feminine to masculine and that there is no right or wrong. You don’t have to be any one thing and you can choose where you… Read More

A musing on the origins of Oumuamua As the sun grew brighter, and the days longer, I noted the temperament of those around me darken. My Father – a self-confessed recluse who watche… Read More

Dear this week, good riddance. And I mean it from the bottom of my heart when I say, fuck you. Oh, and Three Uk Mobile, you can go to hell. There’s a reason why you’re voted t… Read More

Thousands of voices cheered; roared, clapped and stamped their feet to be heard; to show their admiration and appreciation for her enduring talent, and to encourage her to continue. Nobo… Read More

This week, I’ve thought about time travel and inter-dimensional space and time, only because I’ve wanted to put my hand through it, reach into the past, and fucking slap the godd… Read More

He’s hot, right? You really like him and you think he likes you in the same way. I mean, after all, he’s obviously showing you all the signs you want to see and are happy to see… Read More

I know you said you couldn’t commit to anything more, and I’m so chill – I’m so like, I don’t care, I’m really busy anyway; I have friends and a career an… Read More

What’s it like being bisexual? Thoughts from some of the oft forgotten minority group. Man, it really sucks for bisexuals. Always being accused of being halfway towards either… Read More

God is deaf, blind, dispassionate and cold-hearted. In fact, I’m going to declare that he has no heart. He or she sits there, on those fluffy clouds watching angels throw broken harp s… Read More

God’s waiting room doesn’t just have accessible – but private beaches with turquoise coloured water where you might see the occasional walker, smiling – content withi… Read More

Henry couldn’t remember not hating his name. He’d always felt that it belonged in black and white moves. By the time he’d turned 20, he was better known as Hank. Hank thoug… Read More

Shame “I’m not ashamed of who I am, what I stand for or what I do.” Shame Far too many young men and women and those who fit somewhere in between, experience shame because… Read More

The Spiral Why Am I So Invisible? You’re so handsome. Those lightly colored cheeks, and that slightly narrow nose and those full lips that make me think of pasta sauce. Your green eyes… Read More

Dear God, I Am Suing You I am taking Legal and Moral action against you. I hereby lodge criminal proceedings against you, for the following list of crimes: Criminal Negligence causing bodily… Read More

Every time I try and convince one of my friends that I’m not a Scaredy Cat, they either laugh, smile awkwardly or look at me as though I’m something that they stepped in. Exhibit… Read More

What Does Pride Mean? What does pride mean? Let’s be honest, we all know that Pride is associated with the LGBTQIAFRSMTUVZ community and that somewhere in the feathery Village People d… Read More

Send Me an Angel The sound beyond the door was unmistakably that of footsteps. They drew closer, causing Luca to tighten his grip on the quilt and pull it over half of his face. Though the f… Read More

A Song for Adele The pounding becomes banging when you’re nearby I wouldn’t have given anyone else my… I look at the past cos that’s the only place you’ll be I… Read More

Is the Glass Half Full? Is the glass half full? Who cares, this post has nothing to do with glasses being full or otherwise. It’s about the global conspiracy that is your health. Think… Read More

What Does Abundance Mean? I’m not about to get all spiritual on your ass with this ‘What Does Abundance Mean’ bs but…I’ve had some interesting and not so fun m… Read More

Is Aging a Disease? Homosexuality was considered a disease as recently as in 1974, yet as of 2018, homosexuals (doesn’t that oversized word conjure up images of beefy, hairy men in cha… Read More

Turn That Frown Upside Down The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the whole truth about happiness. All you need to do is turn that frown upside down. I’ve got a secret. My smile i… Read More

Stay Afloat, Don’t Drown, Be Positive and Be Happy Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone – from Ella Wheeler’s poem from 1883 titled, “Solitude… Read More

Death’s Been Knocking on the Door The family chatted loudly and with great passion and animation as the car idled on the sidewalk, forcing Sunday strollers to detour around it, while I… Read More

Humans are alien babies from long, long ago In Circle in the Sand – I’ve hypothesised that humans lived on Mars, before moving to Earth. I also hint that humans may have evolved… Read More

What happens to us when we Die? I refuse to believe that there’s an empty void waiting for us at the end of our lives. I’ve always asked the question, what happens to us when we… Read More

The Changing Landscape Times, they are a-changing. Women wearing pantsuits and cutting their hair short, while men grow ponytails (top-knots) and wear dresses to gay men and women legally ma… Read More

The Meaning of Time and Other Cyclical Nonsense A Pointless Short Story “Let’s do this,” he asked her, it was a question – but sounded like it wasn’t. “Yo… Read More

An Amazon Drone is Gonna Start Dropping From the Sky! Or some fucking redneck’s gonna shoot ’em If I told you that an Amazon drone is about to deliver directly to your apartment… Read More

The Alien Agenda Somewhere on Uranus, a group of egg-headed, mustard-coloured, yellow aliens with eyes remarkably similar to a Pokemon’s are scheming the demise of the human race. The… Read More

They Can’t Come Back Nothing can ever replace them. It’s not a gap; a void – a shadow that tries to fill a space that someone once occupied. Where they once stood, you&rsqu&hell…Read More

The Chances of Anything Coming from Mars The Chances of Anything Coming from Mars…or going there, for that matter…aren’t that slim anymore. It’s deeply ingrained in… Read More

Night Terrors Another victim scrambles for the light switch At some point during my teen years, I discovered that I would never sleep in a dark room due to continual night terrors that had p… Read More

What to do if your phone is stolen Don’t panic, they don’t want your data I wish I’d read useful ‘what to do if your phone is stolen’ advice over two weeks ago… Read More

Aliens and the Afterlife Where did we come from? There are several species of aliens out there and some have even been in contact with certain people on Earth. Though those people aren&rsquo&hell…Read More

What is a Digital Nomad And how to find them… What is a digital nomad? It’s people like me who work online and digitally and quite often don’t have offices. That doesn&rsq&hell…Read More

Where Do We Go When We Die? The catholics believe that we go to heaven and the bad people go to hell and that’s what I was taught as a child by strict, Roman Catholic parents. I have a… Read More

Circles in the Sand I’ve been thinking about death a lot lately, because as I write this, Monique has rapidly declined in health. At this point in time, while in a hospice in North Lon… Read More

Circle in the Sand I’ve been thinking about death a lot lately, because as I write this, Monique has rapidly declined in health. At this point in time, while in a hospice in North Lond… Read More

The Meaningful Ribbon We sail through our lives, often without a care. Things flow smoothly – sure, there are ups and downs, but they are just bumps and hurdles that we quickly overcom… Read More

Holiday Blues The minute you arrive at home – after a trip away, the holiday blues set in. I’ve just returned from a two week trip to Italy, where I caught up with family and fri… Read More

How Much Sex Is Too Much Guilty. I’m dirty-minded, perverted, deviant. Yet still, I wonder how much sex is too much? I’ve written sex scenes that are pretty…um, explicit… Read More

Monique’s a Shining Light and Star so Bright The star of my first book is gravely ill The news is grim. In early February of 2017, Kelly-Ann, also known as Monique, couldn’t shak… Read More

Why its Ok Being Weird and Other Terrible Advice Should I Conform to the Sheeple? I’m going to tell you a little secret. STOP BEING BORING and trying to be like everyone else. It&rsquo&hell…Read More

New Short Gay Fiction Story Because Short Stories are so Easy to Read For those of you who enjoyed my Short Gay Fiction Story – A Boy Called Q and the sequel – The Life of Q are… Read More

How to Become Famous in 24 Hours and Lose Weight in the Process And other nonsensical suggestions for you The best advice anyone will give you about how to become famous is by considering wh… Read More

Going Full Circle A popular theory amongst certain scientists is that time is not linear, it is cyclical. Try and get your head around this: the future has already happened and the past is y… Read More

Chasing Butterflies Like a curious child full of hope and desire, I’m chasing butterflies. I’ve thought about it so much that I feel that I’ve spent my entire life obsessin… Read More

We Seem to be Angry all the Time Road rage The information superhighway gets me what I want and fast. But what frustrates the hell out of me is how real life highways are incredibly slow in… Read More

Why WE Should Be Ashamed of Ourselves Because we created a world filled with terror. We created ISIS. When the US led NATO went in and destabilized the Middle East, we left millions of peopl… Read More

Is Cannabis Oil a Cancer Cure or Hype? When a loved one’s life hangs in the balance, we want any cancer cure Because you, or someone you know has cancer or you’ve simply heard th… Read More

Think Like a Millennial Because things are done faster, smarter…or not done at all. What is a Millennial generation anyway? Why is it so important for so many people to understand the… Read More

Hollywood Romance Books I did it. I wrote and published my first Hollywood Romance Novel. Phew. Imagine if you were thrown into the spotlight at just 16. How would you cope? What would chang… Read More

Writing about Sex Rape and Drugs Imagine that YOU are my next book I’m a perverted, disgusting, filthy-minded man who writes about topics which nearly always feature sex rape and drugs… Read More

Being Original Can’t be original? Be genuine instead. Being original is almost…dare I say it, impossible. It’s all been done before.  The art of originality has been… Read More

Best Books Where are those hidden gems? My best books. Nothing beats curling up with a hot drink (or a strong vino) in your favorite reading spot, reading the best books. A book will take yo… Read More

The Magician Trump’s Sleight of Hand The world is in awe of the greatest magician history has ever seen. Donald Trump’s sleight of hand is unbeatable. He is, without question, th… Read More

Remaining Positive in Difficult Times And avoiding the shitstorm that life often throws at us Lesson number 1, don’t talk politics with others, even friends and family. We all have an… Read More

Pop Singers Glitz, Glamor and Candy for your Ears Teenagers are sexually growing beings who obsess over something that gives them escapism. Some people love to read, others get lost in a mov… Read More

Reality is a Distortion Created by Hollywood But is that a good thing or a bad thing? Aliens with acid for blood managed to wipe out an entire ship, while Darth Vader went over to the dark s… Read More

The Website Challenge As Nike Said, Just Do IT! What is it? The website challenge is for those of you that need a little kick up the backside encouragement to keep working on your website. A… Read More

Should Parenting Require a License? Child abuse, drug abuse – who decides whether parenting require a license? It’s none of your business whether or not your neighbor’s are… Read More