Greatly to nobody's surprise, the brilliant Chris Graybeing's privatisation of the probation service has brought not only the trademark institutional chaos, but also some amusingly enhanced… Read More

Long in decline, Britain's hedgehog population has moved several steps closer to final extinction with the announcement that the brilliant Chris Graybeing has taken personal charge of its pr… Read More

The brilliant Chris Graybeing has caused a considerable gain in intelligence and security by resigning from the parliamentary committee on intelligence and security. As the Cummings administ… Read More

Menopausal women are getting a teaser trailer for the epic of entrepreneurial stoicism which will soon engulf the rest of us in its passport-blue folds. There is a shortage of hormone replac… Read More

Well, here's a thing: Her Majesty's Government has failed to lead consumer uptake of electric cars despite Chris Graybeing having promised the contrary. The brilliant Graybeing, whose lumino… Read More

Some enemies of the people have been caught siding with criminals against the British taxpayer. The Court of Appeal has ruled that the brilliant Chris Graybeing acted unlawfully in depriving… Read More

In order that the Brexit campaign may sensibly pursue the devastating sanity of turning the EU into an economic rival, the strutting Caudillo of the Farage Falange has ordered everyone to be… Read More