Voracious Heathen Chinee crustaceans are depleting the racial purity of Britain's native fauna. The mitten crab, whose Fu Manchu fingernails are insidiously cloaked in a silken covering, has… Read More

 Now the English manager Gareth Southgate has now come forward to say he twice had to convince the English left back Kyle Walker twice from retiring from international duty with England… Read More

It appears that the effects of the climate catastrophe have become so unsubtle as to be noticeable even by a minority of American Republicans. In a televised debate between candidates hoping… Read More

Although the climate catastrophe offers extensive business opportunities, especially and coincidentally to those trying hard not to prevent it, there are apparently one or two dangers as wel… Read More

A former British diplomat now working as head of public affairs at a former drug cartel has issued a standard non-apology for "any offence caused" by his implication that Global Britain migh… Read More

Is there no limit to the insidous, treacherous cunning of the Heathen Chinee? A bank set up by the general secretary of the Chinese Communist Party has been found, amid the consternation of… Read More

As Meta sets its sight on introducing its virtual reality headsets to the Chinese market, Mark Zuckerberg’s contentious remarks about Beijing in the past may pose a major obstacle to h… Read More

As joint protectors of the peace and guardians of the world order against the insidious incursions of the Heathen Chinee, Japan and the USA have signed an agreement linking the city of Hiros… Read More

10 things to know about US immigration policy in the nineteenth century In the United States today, the federal government controls the admission, exclusion, and removal of immigrants. Yet… Read More

Will those Heathen Chinee never learn their proper place? After the failure of their insidious plot to balloon America into submission, the announcement of a possible peace plan for the Russ… Read More

Britain's Misnomer for Wogs, Beads and Trinkets has put yet another uppity foreigner in their place. His Australian counterpart, who has carelessly allowed her British heritage to become tai… Read More

Such is the sinister cunning of the Heathen Chinee that they may not even scruple at militarising space or stealing the Great American Moon. A fundraising effort to that effect has been deli… Read More

With typically subtle and insidious cunning, the Heathen Chinee are offering former RAF pilots large sums of money to train their own personnel. This fiendish Oriental perversion of the fre… Read More

The custom Chinese takeout boxes are designed and printed according to the occasional themes. The famous restaurant can use these boxes as a promotional tool that really helps to improve t… Read More

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Among the more endearing traits of the master race is its habit of dispensing helpful advice to the lesser breeds on how they might best overcome their moral shortcomings. The Heathen Chinee… Read More

In the market of national morals, aside from the pragmatic entrepreneurialism of John Bull and the insidious subtlety of the Heathen Chinee, the cynicism of the Russian Bear surely has few r… Read More

The ability of Britons to disguise their natural ugliness has been noticeably on the wane for several years, but until now the trend has for the most part been confined to the merely ethical… Read More

Doubtless to the relief of lesser breeds, Her Majesty's Government has announced that it has no immediate plans to start a war with the Heathen Chinee. The Royal Navy is leading a colonial f… Read More

Hurrah for the Heathen Chinee! Along with the Land of the Free, They're sending toy cars To the surface of Mars, Some xenomorph lichens to see! Today worlds, tomorrow the stars! More profit… Read More

Her Majesty's most Britannic Minister for Wogs, Beads and Trinkets has dealt the Heathen Chinee a jolly old dressing-down for treating Hong Kong like a colony full of lesser breeds. The peri… Read More

I get what Martin is saying here, and agree with it as far as it goes. But this election is no longer a referendum on Trump and his motley band of dumbfellas. It's a referendum on us, pure a… Read More

Despite the best environmental efforts of Her Majesty's Government, foreign students continue to dilute the fiscal Britishness of our comfortably padded seats of learning. A third of univers… Read More

““Saturday Night Live” is officially cutting ties with Shane Gillis. “Gillis was one of three new cast members announced last week for the long-running NBC sketch co… Read More

Rumours are afoot among the Heathen Chinee about plans to illuminate the city of Chengdu at night by means of an artificial satellite rather than conventional streetlights. The speculation a… Read More