Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning. ~Author Unknown
Don’t drink Coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon. ~Author Unknown
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee. ~Author Unknown
Herbal tea tastes so much better when it’s coffee. ~Author Unknown
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. ~Dave Barry
I must get up. My coffee needs me. ~Author Unknown
Coffee…America’s biggest addiction.
But do we care? Heck NO! We love our coffee and are just fine spending thousands of $$$ each year to enjoy its super charged wonder!
As far as I can tell, the only non-pleasant aspect of coffee is the uncontrollable tremors that start in the brain and shoot out the toes. In all fairness though, not all tremors are bad, some have positive results. Shaking that keeps us awake as we work or drive or study are the good ones, but the ones that keep our arms and legs twitching all night are not. All in all, it is a small price to pay for the overall benefits coffee brings.
Coffee benefits mankind in so many ways: We can love each other better when we have coffee in hand. We are wiser with each sip. We can laugh and be patient with our fellow man once we have had our first cup. We get to say ‘cup of Joe,’ and who doesn’t love saying that! We are able to walk and form long sentences. We can appear to be smart. So many other benefits that there are too many to write about—but you know what they are—and they are important!
The only purpose of this post is to share coffee comradary and funny quotes. I hope you like!
Well, actually, I thought I would conduct a small survey to find out the following:
1) Are you in fact an avid coffee drinker?
2) What is the most creative name for a coffee shop that you have seen?
Thank you. That is all. I would really love to hear your thoughts and comments.