2011-06-23 18:00
My interpersonal skills suck. Growing up, everyone thought I was just 'shy' and would eventually come out of my shell. It wasn't until I left fundamentalism that I finally decided to get hel… Read More
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***The rants of a former fundamentalist, poorly illustrated in MSpaint.***
2011-05-05 00:38
Sex is evil. Sex is bad. Don't do it until you're married. From my own perspective, being single is hard in fundamentalism. It's even harder being single when you're already 'damaged good… Read More
2011-05-03 05:47
A true fundie must shield their children from all that is secular, wordly. Fundies are notorious for living a life of exclusion. After all, they can not properly brainwash if they are… Read More
2011-05-02 22:37
As a former fundie, I like to make up my own statistics. So I'll say roughly, 83.7% of fundamentalists have a Superiority Complex. I also enjoy being my own authority, and speaking for an… Read More
2011-02-12 14:52
I was not born into fundamentalism, therefore some customs were strange to me. Although no one forced me, I knew that modesty was expected of women. The separation of male & female was… Read More
2011-02-10 21:39
Many eons ago, every Saturday morning without fail, I'd get up ready to pop-lock and drop the gospel. I'd get dressed in my best potato sack jean skirt, and stylize it up with white socks… Read More
2011-01-30 03:32
Well, what the Hello Kitty, I got a hatemail--or perhaps some words of encouragement. It never ceases to amaze me how many christians can't be bothered to read the Bible. There is no poi… Read More
2011-01-30 03:29
Prayer. The answer no matter good or bad is always god's will. Why is it that some people waste time doing nothing more than praying to some dude in the sky? If he really answered prayer… Read More
2010-12-05 17:58
Apparently URLAI thinks I'm a pretty upset blogger. At first I was like: Who the funk are these people? they don't know shi'ite about me or my blog, they can go stfu, I'll show them angry … Read More
2010-12-05 00:13
One day god is going to destroy the entire earth, so all the treasures on this earth are in vain. No need to pursue any outside career that will provide for your retirement, medical care, v… Read More
2010-12-04 23:53
My family is very religious. I was hanging with a relative of mine the other day when a religious song came on the radio. Since I already think christian music sucks, I changed the station… Read More
2010-11-09 18:25
Fundamentalist dating is for marriage only. Although they've been taught how evil the opposite sex is, they've been praying for a spouse since age 5. Satan has desired to have them, and i… Read More
2010-11-06 19:53
I live in the Bible belt and it's voting season. I was visited by a person campaigning and was slightly annoyed that they mentioned the candidate was a 'good christian' who attended such &a&hell…Read More
2010-11-06 19:13
I spent about a half an hour yesterday trying to find a safety pin. Then it dawned on me...I knew where one would be. The very bottom drawer. Yep, there pinned onto my fundamentalist unifor… Read More
2010-11-06 19:10
I had to stop for gas the other day on a road trip. I stopped at a JetPep, and felt a familiar panicky feeling as I realized this was the JetPep near my former church. I remembered the pai… Read More
2010-11-06 19:02
In the fundie world, there are two school of thoughts on your eternal destination: Heaven or Hell. That's right, it's either Yahweh or the Highway. It is this school of thought that causes… Read More
2010-11-06 18:11
I'm back, baby! Let's just say I took some time out to um, er, reflect. Or perhaps after years of the single life, finally finding someone to um, er, reflect with. Yea, that's what it was… Read More
2010-04-20 19:13
Have you ever asked someone a question about the Bible & got the run around? Here's a Christian's guide to answering those toughy's.1) "You're taking that verse out of context." This… Read More
2010-03-31 20:13
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned...It's the end of the service & time for prayer. The pastor encourages those who are not saved to come forward. Then it's time for the fundamentalist… Read More
2010-03-27 13:17
Many Christians macerroneously believe that after they die, Jesus is going to show them their sins on a big movie screen in front of everybody. Who's the genius that started this rumor? On… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Confession: The first time I heard rap music I cried. I had know idea that such music existed or why they were so angry. I couldn't stomach how anyone could say things that were so explici… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Sheltering and avoiding contact with the world is an important part of christian growth. I ate, slept and lived the fundie lifestyle. The outside world was scary, wicked and ungodly. My br… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
I love 'Leave it to Beaver'. If you've never watched it, you probably won't get the title reference. However since 83.7% of fundamentalists* long for an idealist American family life set i… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
You know, I really need to quit starting blog posts, and then procrastinating wearing my Not Pants and finally posting a month later. Yea, I'll work on that. There's also another post be… Read More
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