I wouldn't read this if I were you because I don't even want to write it and so I wouldn't want to read it.  GAH.  I tells ya...

So you probably know that I really really dislike silverfish.  Like, will Kill them every time dislike.  And you may have heard a horror story a time or two when I found them on my pjs or clothes or like NEAR my bed.  NO.  Not allowed.  Breaking all the rules.

So... ok... I'd stop reading now... but something happened that is for sure illegal and broke rules I didn't even know I had to make and I nearly died and I don't want to type it out loud but you guys?  Kitchen.  They... they did things.  In my kitchen.

But not just... existing in there.  OMG no.  *whimper*

One of them got into the measuring cup I make my melted Butter in when I make popcorn and I PUT THE BUTTER IN AND THEN SAW IT AND IT WAS ALIVE AND IT GOT GERMS ON MY BUTTER AND IF THAT ISN'T BAD ENOUGH THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE ON TOP OF THE POPCORN MAKER IN THE LITTLE TOP SPOT AND I DROPPED IT INTO THE PAD OF BUTTER AND like y'all?  I wanted to burn my kitchen down.  YOU DO NOT GO INTO MY FOOD MAKING THINGS!!!

And no, I refuse to acknowledge that bugs are touching and crawling over all my supposedly clean and sanitary things all the time... it's one thing to vaguely sort of understand that and another to have a BUG IN YOUR ACTUAL COOKING VESSEL AS YOU'RE USING IT OMG KILL ME NOW.

Yeah... bad.  So bad.  I should probably delete this post because make the memory of it stop!