So January started out a bit extra stressful for me which is why I think what I'm about to tell you happened.... ok...

Um, so.... you know how we all tend to prefer that the Toilet Paper hangs one way?  You know, like over or under?

Right.  Ok, so let's remember that I live alone and no one has been over in ages and even if they had, well, just the point is no one else has been in my place.

So last weekend I was in a sort of a "that was a lot of stress" daze and I was using the Toilet and when I went to grab some toilet paper something felt "off".  I looked at the roll.  It was hanging a certain way.  But that didn't somehow feel right?  But in that moment, knowing I'm the only one who changes my toilet paper, I knew I would have hung it so it must be right.  Right?

But it wasn't.  And even worse, I HAVE NO IDEA WHICH WAY I ACTUALLY LIKE IT NOW!!!!

I am 100% certain I have a preference.  I know I do.  But I have lost the brain cell that knows which way it is and you guys?  It's a really not good feeling.

I know in part it's hilarious, but there is also a small part of me that is genuinely disturbed that I can't remember this one thing that I feel like I have always known, or certainly as long as I've lived here and HUNG MY OWN TOILET PAPER!!!!

So I did what any sane person would do and I texted my best friend.  "Dude?  I don't remember how I like my toilet paper and I'm fully disturbed."

C-Dawg got back to me with a definitive "this is the ONLY way to hang toilet paper, duh" and so I put my toilet paper in that orientation and I think that's probably how I've usually/always had it but there is still doubt.  I feel like there may always be doubt.

I suppose I could call my parents and brothers and take like a survey and odds are we all share the same preference but dudes, it's SUCH a weird thing to have suddenly, randomly "forgotten"?????

And yes, I've tried to avoid talking about which way my tp is currently hanging because I figure most of you have a preference and I don't want to be swayed or re-confused!

I think I did learn in that very strange and uncomfortable few hours that *looks around... whispers* it's not really that important, but I know I prefer one way over the other and I just wish I could feel confident in how I've decided to leave things going forward.

But one way or another, I have goofed on this now at least once in my life.  I have no guarantee I won't goof on it again.  Send help!