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Malay Pick Up Lines

Cheesiest and funniest Malay pick up lines collection:

Is your name Malaysia because you’re so hot

Boy, is ur name Ahmad? Cause I Ahmad (amat) suka you.

Girl, is your name Aini? Cause Aini (I nih) dah lama minat you.

Girl, is your name Shafira? Cause this Shafira (this shall feel raw).

Girl, is your name Fatin? Cause baby, i just Fatin (fart in) your car.

Hey girl are you from Perlis? If so, can i Perlis (please) have your number?

Girl is your name curry? Cause I want to curry (carry) you in your arms.

Girl, is your name Marie? Cause I nak Marie (marry) you.

Hey boyyy is your name Yusof? Cause Yuso-fucking (you so fucking) handsomeee!

Is your name Nurul? Cause when I’m with you there are Nuruls (no rules).

I heard they ran out of nasi lemak. But you can always have me (Mee).

Excuse me, do you always go to the bar? Because every time I see you, my heart berdebar-debar

Girl, whenever I eat ‘tosai’ I just cant stop thinking about you. Oops…sorry, I just dunno what ‘to say’

Is your name Aisyah? Because if you are, Aisyah’ll take you out for a date!

Is your name HANI ? Cause your sweet as HONEY !!

Excuse me, are you Malay? Because you make my air liur malaylay

Girl I hope u like flowers. Because u make MAWAR go round

Hey you, is your name Anita? Coz Anita girl to be my wife.

Is your name Esty ? Cause I estymated your arrival in my heart perfectly.

  • Rambutans are red,
  • Durians are thorny,
  • Can we chill on my bed,
  • Cause you make me horny.

Girl ! Is your name aasha..coz’ aasha be your boyfriend

Excuse me, is your name Aini? Because wo ai ni

girl I hope u like flower cuz u rock MAWAR (;

What do you call a pretty cow? Kau cantik.

Wanna drink water what? Water Love you

Nasi lemak dah habis ?

It’s okay , you can always have mee .

  • “Hey girl, does your house have water?”
  • “No.”
  • “Wanna come back to my place?”
  • “Is your name Aida?”
  • Obviously he would say No.
  • But I will reply
  • “Oh really too bad, coz Aida lama minat kat you.”
  • And here’s another fav of mine
  • “Jom pergi Mamak. Sebab I dah lama Teh Tarik dengan you.”
  • Dah dah cukup Suraya mari bersiap ke stadium untuk bersenam.
  • Fefeeling athlete sangat kau hari ni Suraya.
  • Ya, athlete bersara yang berlebihan berat badan.

Awak ni suke cuci muka guna gula eh? Sebab awak nampak manis sangat

I’m sorry, were you talking to me?” [No.] “Well then, please start.

Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the worst pickup lines. So, do you think it’s: ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the worst pickup lines.’?

You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment. Want to help prove him wrong?

I bet you $20 you’re going to turn me down.

How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl here?

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.

Besides being gorgeous, what do you do for a living?

You ada plaster? Sebab I punya lutut luka terjatuh cinta kat you…

Are you oxygen?i can’t live without you dear

I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

I’m not even kidding. Malaysia is effing hot. And so are you.

Hello. Cupid called. He ask me to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Perasaan tu.bila kau nak berhenti cintakan dia,tapi hati tak mengizinkan

Are you sun?Cause your smile make my heart melt

Hai.awak ada bawa magnet ke?sebab dari dulu awak menarik perhatian saya

You are like the telur to my Roti Telur..without you I’m just kosong.

Cinta saya dan awak ibarat harga minyak di Malaysia, sentiasa naik. Kalau turun pun sekejap je pastu naik balik hukhuk.

Malaysia dalam peta dunia kecik je kan?

Takpe, janji awak besar dalam hati saya

If you think Mydin is cheap..try going to Myheart, you might probably get most of the stuffs for free.

Tapi kan, cinta saya dekat awak tak pernah jatuh.

Cintaku kepada mu ibarat harga minyak di Malaysia, sentiasa naik.

Cinta saya dan awak ibarat harga minyak di Malaysia, sentiasa naik.

Orang Malaysia masih tak habis habis lagi dengan

Johor nak keluar Malaysia pun nak bising . Awak tu, saya ajak keluar makan, awak bluetick . Camne?

Duk tanya2 bila I balik Malaysia ni nk apa ni? Nak belanja makan takpe jugak.Nak belanja nasi minyak majlis kita,

Shakespeare compared his lover to a summer’s day but I would compare you to malaysia cause baby you’re hot all-year long.

Gua dah pnah melawat banyak u kat malaysia ni, tapi tak pnah jumpa org macam u

Walopun prmpn thai ramai yg lawa,  lawa lg prmpn di malaysia…

“Awak, Malaysia dah kalah”

“Takpe. awk menang kat hati saya”

Are you a malay? Because you make my air liur malaylay.

Ciaciacia.

Are u a malay?? cause i dah malaylay tgk u

Hey is your race Malay because I malay you.

Are you Malay? Coz you make my air liuh malay-lay

Magpa-blood test ka kaya… Malay mo, ako pala ang TYPE mo!

Are youe malay? Coz u make my air liur meleyyy leyy

Hack hati perempuan lgi ssh dari hack  bank negara…

Do you know King in malay means Raja? You should know because you yang bertakhta di hati I saja.

Are you malay? Because you make my air liur malaylay.

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