The Last Will and Testament of John Brown Starts with Olives and a Movie...I'm on the sofa. It's around midnight. I'm chewing on another Manzanilla stuffed olive. The windows are cracked… Read More
A Letter to Readers of Prepare Yourselves for a SettlementMR. OBAMA? WHERE DO YOU FIND HOPE IN CHILDREN SUFFERING ? WHERE IS THE CHANGE IN PROMOTING A NATIONAL HEALTH CRISIS? WHEN WILL YO… Read More
Yeah, I know. It's too easy. It's not all that productive. It's sooooo obvious. Others do it better. It's juvenile. Fine. Fine. Fine. I still can't resist making fun of famed best-s… Read More
It's easy to blame losers instead of crediting winners. You see it all the time. Kansas didn't win the basketball national championship, Memphis screwed up and lost it. The Giants only wo… Read More
Short recap of the oft-repeated tale:Barack Obama went to a diner. He kissed babies, shook hands and ordered breakfast. He started eating. A reporter asked him a question. He said "Why c… Read More
This one's by request.I wrote a miniature biography of "talk radio host" (cue uproarious laughter) Taylor Marsh. Later, I resonded to her bullshit implications that I'm a "hate diarist" and… Read More
Instant Karma's gonna get you, Gonna knock you right on the head, You better get yourself together, Pretty soon you're gonna be --Whoops, Monster, it's already here.Bad idea: Running around… Read More
This is what it looks like when a kid flips you off.This is what it might look like if Jesus flipped you the bird.This is what it looked like when Johnny Cash gave the finger.Girls know how… Read More
Only Hillary Monster Clinton could combine perverse creativity with an absolute lack of decency to turn the politics of fear inward onto itself. Hillary isn't warning of an outside evil--sh… Read More