Do you have fun trying to solve mysteries big and small?
This post is for you.
Today's Mystery
Why did Trump flee from New Jersey last night, and fly to Washington DC?
He was spotted leaving from Morrison Municipal Airport in New Jersey and landing at Washington Dulles International Airport in Virginia. When he got off the plane observers noticed he was looking bedraggled as he disembarked down the stairs.
Even more curious he was still wearing golf shoes and carrying a hat like he was abruptly taken off his Golf Course in Bedminster Sunday night.
What was the hurry? And why go to Washington DC, a place he's shunned since getting booted out of office?
Naturally, theories abound like free range rabbits in a no-hunting zone.
1. Trump may have gotten word his club was going to be searched by the FBI and took off like a scared rabbit.
The question still hanging out there like a hanging chad in Florida's infamous presidential recount is why go to Washington DC at all?
2. Trump was going to Walter Reed Medical Center in Bethesda, Maryland for medical reasons.
One question remains with this guess; why he would go that far when he could go to any hospital in the area and have the government pick up the tab?
3. Trump flew to Washington DC to settle for a negotiated self-surrender that involves not going to jail.
I have a problem imagining Trump surrendering to anybody. Journalist Maggie Haberman has a book coming out about how Trump was going to refuse to leave the White House, according to numerous aides.
Does surrendering to anyone sound like our treasonous former president?
The three guesses above are a consensus of theories trending on Twitter today. What do you think?
I've read and heard some pretty crazy guesses coming from Trump's minions, which is of course to be expected. After all there is an alternate universe operating in the country that needs fed.
I think my favorite wacko theory is Trump Flew to Washington DC to take over the reins of the government because Joe Biden was exposed as a traitor to the nation. Trump didn't have time to change clothes before answering his country's call.
Back to reality.
One more strange thing I forgot to mention: as of the time I posted this... Trump hasn't said a word on his fake Twitter (Truth) account or anywhere else.
It's just not like Donny to pass up his daily ranting session.
Everyone agrees that the whole thing is weird. I have a sneaking suspicion that his madcap flight from New Jersey was no big deal. But you never know with Trump.
As it stands, like any good mystery I expect some entertaining twists and turns before we know the answer.
