Q - You know why Women love shoes?
Ans - Because no matter how much and whatever they eat, the shoes always fit.
Q - Why can't Women Drive well?
Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.
Q - How to save a Dying Woman?
Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.
Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.