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8 Times Twitter People Took Sex To Another Level

Twitter is like a market. You can find anything and anyone there. Some days, people dish out life advice, career talks, employment opportunities, reasonable bants. But sometimes ehn, some people just lose it. Especially in matters of sex. We rounded up some tweets about sex. These tweets are odd, scary, hilarious, and sometimes ehn, they are beyond our power.

1. Does she know 60 minutes make 1 hour?

Oh now sucking is different. I’ve known quite a few folks that have sucked dick for 40-60 minutes straight.

— RISE UP WORKING CLASS (@AFlyBlackCommie) January 4, 2020

2. Tell me your dreams…

Having Sex In Dream Is Very Sweet ooo, No Stress, No Worries, No Condom, No Tension.

— King Chelsea Ug🇺🇬 (@ug_chelsea) January 4, 2020

This person probably does not attend Mountain of Fire.

3. Can someone try this and get back to us, please?

Guys don’t take tramadol for sex , put some powder pepper inside the small hole of the penis before fvcking….. Come and thank me later ✊

— 𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒔 𝒀𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒚 𝑮𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔 🇬🇭🇳🇬❤ (@realKojoToronto) January 4, 2020

‘Cause we would like to hear results.

4. Another dreamer.

I had a sex dream… in fact it was an orgy and I was being violated in every hole! In all honesty I was having more fun than I have ever had in reality! Please guys what does this mean???

Anon wants to know… 🤔

💞QUEEN OF HEARTS💞 (@aphrodi_tees) January 4, 2020

It means you need to visit the nearest MFM branch, dear.

5. And this one from Fact.

Not having enough sex can put you at risk of anxiety, paranoia and depression.

— Fact (@Fact) November 27, 2019

Imagine telling a Nigerian parent that you’re depressed because you’re not having enough sex.

6. A manifesto.

If you date me,we will do:

Doggy style
Magic mountain
Magic mountain
Scoop me up
Butter churner
Snake style
Spider style
Cross booty
Face off
Face to face
Leap frog
Look &learn

— Dr Toolz (@toolzbabe) January 6, 2020

With how many private parts abeg? This person definitely has extra lives kept in a refrigerator.

6. Marriage counselor.

Imagine fucking your husband before he leaves for work, fucking him again when he gets back. Where will he see the strength to cheat???? Drain him so that he won’t even have strength for another woman.

— Oluwafunmilayo🇳🇬 (@FunmiKolz) January 8, 2020

Tyler Perry needs to hire this person as a scriptwriter.

7. At this point, it’s now okoto meow meow.

Guys with small d*ck 🍆 are very rough in bed. They just want to prove that disability is not inability 😂😂💔

— 𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒔 𝒀𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒚 𝑮𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔 🇬🇭🇳🇬❤ (@realKojoToronto) January 9, 2020

8. This one who has found a research topic.

Men sucking ladies breast is normal because the act was learnt during their childhood👶 but what baffles me is ladies sucking guys dick🍆💦, where did they learn that from???? Nonsense 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

— Mhiz_jennifer ♥🇬🇭💯 (@Jennifer_narnor) December 4, 2019

She’ll write that thesis and earn an Msc, PhD, BACCA, LLB in sexual intelligibility.

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