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Those Texas Longhorns

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I’ve got jokes today! Yes, I do.  I was reading some Funny “only in Texas” sayings and thought I would pass them along to you…..

Only in Texas…

You know the best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance.

You realize asphalt has a liquid state.

There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.

“Spring” is the grass being grown for two weeks – then it’s brown…. for the rest of the year.

Mexican restaurants are judged by the salsa.

You’ve ridden a bull.

High School football is a way of life.

Even though my sweet client are originally from Canada and I am a born Okie, I thought those were pretty funny and true :).  As a photographer, I think I would add “longhorns join your photo session and no one thinks anything of it.” Because – why not?

I enjoyed meeting this beautiful family so much!  We had a terrific morning together.


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Those Texas Longhorns


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