I’ve got jokes today! Yes, I do. I was reading some Funny “only in Texas” sayings and thought I would pass them along to you…..
Only in Texas…
You know the best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance.
You realize asphalt has a liquid state.
There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.
“Spring” is the grass being grown for two weeks – then it’s brown…. for the rest of the year.
Mexican restaurants are judged by the salsa.
You’ve ridden a bull.
High School football is a way of life.
Even though my sweet client are originally from Canada and I am a born Okie, I thought those were pretty funny and true :). As a photographer, I think I would add “longhorns join your photo session and no one thinks anything of it.” Because – why not?
I enjoyed meeting this beautiful family so much! We had a terrific morning together.
jokes from “www.ebaumsworld.com”