Could YOU EVER match the elegance and sheer ZAP of this man's fashion sense? Read More
From my apartment, there's a great view of not only the pool, but of the deck chairs and, sunning themselves toplessly, female personnel! It's GREAT (if you like that sort of stuff)! Read More
If there was any dancer who could REALLY be dubbed "tip-top" -- or would that be "tip-TAP"? -- she's it -- especially when she switches the rubber tips of her crutches for big-time pro… Read More
Describing a too-tight jockstrap is virtually impossible without using your hands Read More
Although bus tickets now cost a fortune, if you truly appreciate pink toenails, that fortune seems seems really cheap! Read More
Farting ISN’T the same as blowing kisses or smiling seductively. Or merely showing off looks. No! Farts reflect internal essentials of your essence—the you within you! So: eat… Read More
Alexander Hamilton started the US Treasure with a balance of nothing. I wonder: will it ever get that high again? Read More
Honest politicians are rare.The responsibilities are great.How many really good menare up to the task? Read More
If you're going to slump, DO IT RIGHT: scrunch down deep in yourself until there isn't a straight place anywhere in your body!Study the photo and learn!(Are you forgetting to slump AT THI… Read More
Sometimes you get so slim, with such defined abs and stuff, that your muscles have their own muscles and everyone's looking at you all the time!Play it safe: get old and EAT TOO MUCH! Read More
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