My blog: photos I took in Barcelona, with misleading titles and tags.
Bush nude, raw non-lethal porn, celery recipes, Lies,intimate punctuation secrets, Gaudi, La Pedrera, Fox News, Nikon,and loads of other thrilling stuff nowhere to be found in this blog.
My blog contains nothing remotely worthwhile; Don't expect fulfillment or chuckles.
From my apartment, there's a great view of not only the pool, but of the deck chairs and, sunning themselves toplessly, female personnel! It's GREAT (if you like that sort of stuff)! Read More
If there was any dancer who could REALLY be dubbed "tip-top" -- or would that be "tip-TAP"? -- she's it -- especially when she switches the rubber tips of her crutches for big-time pro… Read More
Farting ISN’T the same as blowing kisses or smiling seductively. Or merely showing off looks. No! Farts reflect internal essentials of your essence—the you within you! So: eat… Read More
If you're going to slump, DO IT RIGHT: scrunch down deep in yourself until there isn't a straight place anywhere in your body!Study the photo and learn!(Are you forgetting to slump AT THI… Read More
Sometimes you get so slim, with such defined abs and stuff, that your muscles have their own muscles and everyone's looking at you all the time!Play it safe: get old and EAT TOO MUCH! Read More
Most of us slow down mentally as we age. But there’s a world of difference between “just slowing down” and moving into Big League Bogglement – which is, of course, t… Read More
My recent photos, if you look at them along with this one prove it:If you look lousy enough early enough, with age you won't look all that much worse! Read More
Experience not only teaches us what not to do, but how to find workable methods of doing it too late - although, in the case of the Iraq war on Terror, this, of course does not apply, all ot… Read More
Regreta oozed out of bed like a comatose anaconda. The first 24 hours of the morning were her worst. And so were the last. She snaked across the floor to the coffee machine under… Read More
If one thing is identical to another, both are identical. Bottomlessness of glasses, cups and bottles is directly proportional to unfillability. Never end a sentence abrup Pure… Read More
Maybe it's just me, but I prefer to wait until after I'm married to go celibate. Yes, it has a lot to do with my Christian faith and with respect I'll demand from my future husband -- and fo… Read More
From my apartment, there's a great view of not only the pool, but of the deck chairs and, sunning themselves toplessly, female personnel! It's GREAT! Read More
(Of course it would be REALLY strange if the guy was barefoot and thought I was a seagull wearing combat boots -- but we're still on earth, not Pluto, so enjoy the fact that you can go… Read More
I took this photo before discovering the pig filter for my camera, an ESSENTIAL tool for those of us who can't be bothered to photoshop out the pigs in their family snaps! Read More
Actually, of course, you should DRINK from the fountain, not SMOKE what it spurts out!Liquids are really lousy for smoking, especially if you inhale! ALSO: they may fairly-totall… Read More