Hi all! Rocket here. I think it's about time to nudge my human out of the chair and put my mind and my paws to work. Today, I will be sharing my advice on the Ladies. Yes, those fine, four-legged fur ladies. For all of you struggling to find love, let me lend a paw and share my wisdom with you.
How To Attract The Ladies
Over the years, I have been asked multiple times just how I Attract the fur ladies. My legs may only be 2 inches tall but my looks are extraordinary. Strong barrel chest, big brown eyes, pearly white teeth, abs of steel. The ladies take one look at me and it's love at first sight.
But, it's not just my enticing appearance that makes me a love magnet. Let me tell you a thing or two about the ladies. It's no surprise that possessing qualities such as enthusiasm, protectiveness and a strong sense of smell will spark their interest. But, you want more than just sparks…you want to ELECTRIFY! What will really sweep 'em off their paws is your willingness to show off your sensitive side.
Don't overdo it though. Subtlety is key. To maintain your masculine mystique try:
Lifting your leg and marking your territory
Rolling around in dirt, crushing every bug that crosses your path
Curling your lip while growling at the neighbor's cat
Then, when the moment is right, blow her away with your delicate side. How about sharing your biscuit and barking her a poem? The ladies love to see a man in touch with his emotions. Before you know it they will be lining up and picking numbers.
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