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​I’m going to talk about the post Baby elephant in the room. Ladies, all of you! Yes! Hemroids suck. Like pushing a melon out of your NuNu wasn’t enough you now have piles. Steve affectionately called them arse grapes, he stupidly thought I’d have a sense of humour about them as I cried through the toilet door that I thought I was dying. He Googled it (good old Google) and softly echoed through the bathroom door, “it sounds like piles babe”. Great! So I’m not dying and now Steve keeps saying “arse grapes”, my life is over! I downed ridiculous amounts of lactalose (Steve called it turbolax) and hoped for the best. Let’s not be embarrassed ladies, shit happens, literally!  Turns out your arse takes a pounding in labour as well as your NuNu…




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