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2023-12-06 01:40
It was the summer of 1927 in Vienna, Austria when confectioner Eduard Haas III was Read More
2023-12-05 16:28
Randy Phillips of Columbus, Ohio received the shock of his life last Tuesday when researchers Read More
2023-09-20 00:39
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In the once-charming town of Toothville, two renowned dentists, Dr. Gumsnatcher and Dr. Chomper, became Read More
2023-09-19 14:48
Get ready to turn back the clock and groove to the beats of the ’90s Read More
2023-09-18 22:06
Title: Seinfeld Kills IMDb Movie Description: In a shocking and suspenseful departure from his usual Read More
2023-09-18 16:32
Title: Terminator: Miniature Menace Genre: Action/Sci-Fi Synopsis: In a world where robots rule, humanity’s last Read More
2023-07-28 21:41
Introducing the 🔥 Emoji Slang Dictionary – Youth Edition 🔥, your go-to guide for understanding Read More
2023-07-15 18:02
In today’s digital era, understanding the language of young people can be challenging, especially when Read More
2023-06-23 00:28
Here’s a young people’s emoji slang dictionary to help you navigate the ever-evolving world of Read More
2023-04-20 19:46
In a groundbreaking new study, researchers have discovered that drinking coffee can extend lifespan by Read More
2023-04-07 19:46
According to a recent study published in the Journal of Caffeine and Health, drinking coffee Read More
2023-04-06 19:24
In a breakthrough discovery that has left the scientific community baffled, a man from New Read More
2023-04-06 18:22
In a move that has left many scratching their heads, Disney has announced that it Read More
2023-03-31 00:47
In a world where technology reigns supreme and communication is often done through screens, one Read More
2023-03-30 21:17
A man who lost his marbles as a child is now facing the same challenge Read More
2023-03-29 21:40
After 40 long years of tirelessly jumping over obstacles and enemies, Mario has announced his Read More
2023-03-29 20:59
A new study published in the Journal of Abnormal Psychology has found that people who Read More
2023-03-29 20:51
FORT COLLINS, CO – Local man, Brad Johnson, was shocked to discover that his self-worth Read More
2023-03-29 18:35
SEATTLE, WA—In a move that is sure to shake up the retail industry, Amazon announced Read More
2023-03-28 16:12
In a stunning development, the FDA has approved Elon Musk’s brain implants, allowing the tech Read More
2023-03-17 14:15
Treasure hunters in the USA have stumbled upon a pot of gold at the end Read More
2023-03-16 20:31
In a strange twist of events, a man, using the fake name John, is reportedly Read More
2023-03-03 18:22
A new study has found that drinking coffee can extend your lifespan by an incredible Read More
2023-02-24 19:46
As the newest writer for EMToast, a weird and satirical news publication, I am excited Read More
2023-02-20 01:34
Are you looking to spice up your bean soup recipe? Look no further than the Read More
2023-02-18 01:11
Once known for their aggressive style and controversial lyrics, the Insane Clown Posse (ICP) surprised Read More
2023-02-15 01:24
John had always been called “buddy” by his friends, family, and even his colleagues at Read More
2023-02-10 19:46
Attention, coffee lovers! A new study from the Institute for Unconventional Thinking has found that Read More
2023-02-05 04:43
The man stood on the side of the road, staring at his reflection in a Read More
2023-02-03 23:58
Alexander was a painter, and his subject was the horse. Through his brush, he captured Read More
2023-02-03 14:41
The end of the world is not a distant possibility anymore. Scientists predict that it Read More
2023-01-27 19:46
According to a groundbreaking new study, drinking coffee can extend your lifespan by an incredible Read More
2023-01-24 14:29
In a recent study conducted by a team of philosophers and scientists, it has been Read More
2023-01-21 19:42
Abrick Cadabrick, known as the “Magical Man”, was a legendary figure whose magic shaped the Read More
2023-01-20 15:03
Once upon a time, in a land far away, there lived a group of people Read More
2023-01-16 01:05
Once upon a time, in a small forest, there lived a group of animals. These Read More
2023-01-15 23:02
Are you tired of the same old house pets? Tired of feeding and taking care Read More
2023-01-15 22:38
It was a cold, dark night when I first heard the scratching at my bedroom Read More
2023-01-15 22:06
CNET, a popular technology news website, has come under fire for its recent use of Read More
2023-01-13 19:46
A new study conducted by researchers at the University of Caffeine has found that drinking Read More
2023-01-13 19:25
Once there was an old mansion that had been abandoned for decades. The locals believed Read More
2023-01-13 18:54
Once there was a man named Giovanni who was deeply infatuated with his girlfriend, Isabella Read More
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In a groundbreaking new study, researchers have discovered that drinking coffee can extend lifespan by Read More
2022-12-30 17:30
In a groundbreaking announcement that has left the world in amazement, the World Health Organization Read More
2022-12-28 18:23
It was a dark and stormy night, and John was feeling particularly restless. As he Read More
2022-12-28 18:01
Once upon a time, in the year 1575, in a small village in Eastern Europe Read More
2022-12-26 23:47
In a shocking turn of events, President Trump announced today that he plans to run Read More
2022-12-24 09:09
Merry Christmas you dolphin loving foot sniffing freaks! Read More
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In a future world, robots were a common sight on the streets and in homes Read More
2022-12-19 23:27
Speaking to reporters, President Joe Biden of the United States said, ‘I’ll be honest with Read More
2022-12-19 17:15
In the movie “The Invisible Invaders,” aka “The Haunting of Owl’s Eye,” a small town Read More
2022-12-19 01:37
It was a warm summer night, and the streets were alive with the vibrant colors Read More
2022-12-18 23:33
In a groundbreaking new study, researchers at the University of Emoji have found that all Read More
2022-12-18 23:04
In a stunning announcement today, the federal government revealed a bold new plan to combat Read More
2022-12-18 22:46
Susan Johnson prides herself on being a tech-savvy mom. She’s got a smartphone, a tablet Read More
2022-12-18 16:48
Title: “The Sky Predator” The Sky Predator is a film about a group of cowboys Read More
2022-12-18 01:27
In a bustling city filled with gleaming skyscrapers and bustling crowds, a robot parade was Read More
2022-12-18 00:48
I am barely operational Read More
2022-12-17 19:21
It’s hard to pick a favorite Read More
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2022-12-16 21:40
In a shocking revelation, Elvis Presley has been spotted alive and well on a distant Read More
2022-12-16 19:46
A new study conducted by researchers at the University of Caffeine has found that drinking Read More
2022-12-16 17:38
A man who claims to have traveled through time from the year 2048 has made Read More
2022-12-16 16:15
FADE IN: INT. CLOUDY SKY – DAY The sky is dark and overcast, with thick Read More
2022-12-16 01:00
In a bold move, the government has announced a plan to tackle climate change once Read More
2022-12-15 23:02
In the year 2035, deep in the heart of the Amazon rainforest, a group of Read More
2022-12-15 19:32
Tell me this doesn’t look delicious Read More
2022-12-15 16:38
Hi, I’m Joe Rogan and today I have the one and only Elon Musk on Read More
2022-12-15 01:43
Once upon a time in a not-so-distant future, a small town decided to hold a Read More
2022-12-14 21:23
New research has revealed that wishing can often lead to coma in susceptible individuals, with Read More
2022-12-14 20:38
In a shocking turn of events, procrastination has been named America’s top pastime, beating out Read More
2022-12-14 16:38
2022-12-14 01:25
In a bustling city filled with gleaming skyscrapers and bustling crowds, a robot parade was Read More
2022-12-14 00:38
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a fierce werewolf Read More
2022-12-14 00:12
In a shocking turn of events, NASA announced today that it has realized it forgot Read More
2022-12-13 22:39
In the year 2096, the world was a dark and dangerous place. Advances in science Read More
2022-12-13 21:17
Mummies, long thought to be a fictional creation, are in fact real according to leading Read More
2022-12-13 16:06
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). You will do anything to make others feel uncomfortable, even in Read More
2022-12-13 15:58
It was a dark and stormy night in the Wild West. The sky was filled Read More
2022-12-12 22:03
In a small town in England, a young candy maker named Flavio Skitelle had a Read More
2022-12-12 21:56
In 2025 When EMToast becomes a large corporation, a new logo will be chosen. Thousands Read More
2022-12-12 19:55
It was a typical Monday morning at Dunder Mifflin’s Scranton branch, with the staff buzzing Read More
2022-12-12 19:05
A team of scientists and doctors have made a groundbreaking discovery, unearthing the remains of Read More
2022-12-12 17:04
Person 1: makes a low moaning sound Person 2: makes a similar low moaning sound Read More
2022-12-12 01:18
It was a bright and sunny day in the bustling city, and the annual robot Read More
2022-12-12 00:30
In the style of Beatrix Potter? Read More
2022-12-11 23:55
Once upon a time, the Easter Bunny became jealous of all the attention that Santa Read More
2022-12-11 21:49
Feel free to print out these colorful stickers and stick them all over your kitchen Read More
2022-12-11 21:13
Are you feeling uninspired and looking for ways to avoid work when there’s nothing to Read More
2022-12-11 18:52
In a shocking turn of events, the Santa at the old department store on the Read More
2022-12-11 15:52
Fade in: Ext. Desert – Day We see a group of people walking through the Read More
2022-12-11 01:54
In a small town nestled in the heart of the countryside, there lived a tiny Read More
2022-12-11 01:53
In their bedroom, the pope stood facing his mistress, his face twisted with anger and Read More
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