I beat up a seven year old girl, tonight, with a TV.  I was Carrying it out of a shopping centre and I battered her up the head with it.  It was a large TV and I didn't see her on account of her being small and because I couldn't see much over the TV as I was carrying it.  I just felt a sudden amount of resistance at the left side of the TV and then I saw a small girl rubbing her head and looking at me as if I was evil and had done it on purpose.  I was told by an onlooker that she had actually ran straight into me and that I had done nothing wrong.  I apologised anyway and, after leaving the TV in the car, I made an effort to avoid the probably angry mother of the small ginger-haired girl.

The TV is now in the big long room where the Dining room sort of becomes a living room.  There had been a small bedroom TV at the end of the room, but I couldn't read the TV guide when I was sitting at the dining table.  My eye sight is good but the TV was just too small to read the writing on.  A pair of binoculars might have been as good a purchase as a new TV I suppose.

She didn't carry that in there on her own.