Insane giggling from the living room woke me up the other night from one of the most pleasant dreams I've had in months. I was less than pleased. Quietly, I slipped out of bed and cracked… Read More
"What is it that you are doing, again?" the Muse asked as I continued to stare at the Word document in front of me. "Would you care to tell me how what you are doing is helping you?"I ign… Read More
It was bound to happen sooner or later. The dragonfly has garnered me an invitation to the most lucrative of all moneymaking ventures. Pornography.That’s right. Good old fashioned bo… Read More
“You appear to be getting desperate,” the Muse commented at me nonchalantly. It was sprawled across my bed absently sorting through old pictures out of my photo box.“What m… Read More
“What are you doing?” the Muse sneered at me from the bedroom doorway as I stared blankly at my computer screen.“Getting along just fine without you,” I replied snid… Read More
Apparently five days on the “Special K Challenge [not to starve to death]” diet agrees with me. Tonight I weighed in a full five pounds less than I weighed last Friday night. I… Read More
Proof yet again that I need to leave my apartment the chaotic mess that it is and move downstairs into my office…Tonight my restless diggings and rearranging have turned up no less th… Read More
I’ve decided that I’m going to have to fire my Muse. That’s just all there is to it. It’s gone again. No note, no phone call, no kick in the teeth or blunt object to… Read More
I've all but forgotten about this blog of mine, here on Blogger... or whatever the hell it's called. Truth be told, I'm a little miffed at Blogger right now.Okay.I'm fucking royally pissed o… Read More
I have an addiction. I admit it Read More
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