"So, where did Hussein take you last night?" I take a sip of my water-melon juice and lean back in my chair. "Chow Kah told me he dated you after the club closed. I was working late so I couldn't come."

Wati (pix above) smooths her hair  "We ate Teochew porridge at Paradize Poolside Coffee House. It was quite a romantic spot as we sat beside the pool. " She takes out her handphone and touches the screen. "Here's a photo of the place (pix below). It's in Lodge Paradize Hotel at Jalan Raja Chulan."

Wati and I are eating lunch in Restoran Biryani Asif at Jalan Walter Grenier in the Golden Triangle, KL.

"They serve Teochew porridge at such a late hour?"

"Yes, it available until 5 am." Wati adjusts a bra strap. "I told Hussein I don't want to eat fried oily food, so he took me there. And the place is halal, too." She shovels a spoonful of nasi biryani into her mouth and starts to chew.




"Tasty? I mean the porridge."

"Okay, but it's pricey, you know, hotel price." Wati touches the screen of her handphone again. "I took a selfie with Hussein (pix below)." She shows the screen to me. "See? He was grinning like an ape!"

I flash Wati a sly grin. "Anything interesting happened after your supper with him?"




"I asked him to send me home as I was tired." Wati dabs at one corner of her mouth with a piece of tissue paper. "He looked disappointed and asked whether he could come up my condo for a quick blowjob?"

My eyes widen in surprise. "Great balls of fire! That rascal's so daring? What did you say to him?"

"I said, 'Darling, can you pull over at the nearest 7-11? You can get a Slurpee there! It's as good as a blowjob.' "




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