I’ve posted about this before. They have Tortoises (land shellies) but not Turtles (water shellies).
Every once in a while, you hear a horrible story about someone ‘rescuing’ a wild tortoise by dropping it in the nearest pond.
I mention this now because I took a nap after work this afternoon and had a vivid and curiously didactic dream about the difference between turtles and tortoises. Also, because I thought I’d be posting a new Dead Pool this evening, but Chuck Manson seems to be clinging on.
Oh, well. Everyone have a great weekend. Except you, Manson. Because fuck that guy, am I right?
