2010-06-09 04:15
Really, Internet? I dare to take a minuscule nine-month break from blogging, and upon my return I’m greeted with links to incestuous porn sites, propaganda for the Ohio Lottery, a… Read More
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2009-09-24 02:58
It's shit like this......that really pisses me off.Here I am, minding my own business, trolling the internet for the newest headlines (on company time, of course—I'm all about full dis… Read More
2009-09-23 20:34
You can’t change yesterday, but you can ruin today worrying about tomorrow.-Anonymous Read More
2009-08-04 04:42
One of the more challenging aspects of being a hypochondriac is the constant effort that is required to shield oneself from the plethora of medical information floating around out there. (A… Read More
2009-07-28 03:27
Um, yeah, forget that last post; the whole medication "thing," the resolute "I START MOTHERFUCKING PAXIL ON SUNDAY, BITCHES!" um, never happened. You see, in an ongoing effort to infuriate… Read More
2009-05-22 00:55
This morning on my way to work I had what one might call a “breakdown.” A minor breakdown, I’d say, but a breakdown nonetheless. You see, a couple days ago I noticed… Read More
2009-02-07 18:06
All the little bloggers on Hypo StreetLove it when Leila goes tweet, tweet, tweet…Rock that bloggin’…Tweet, Tweet-da-leet, Rock that bloggin’… Oh ye… Read More
2008-12-16 00:53
Seeing as how I’ve had four—yes, 1, 2, 3, 4—root canals (on the same tooth), in the last three months, I’m not particularly tickled with this article about the implic… Read More
2008-12-15 22:22
Even though I take birth control religiously, and have done so for almost nine years, I have a creepy obsession with becoming impregnated, and pregnancy in general. Honestly, I’m half… Read More
2008-11-11 03:28
As you may, or may not know; at the delicate age of twelve years, seventeen hours, thirty two minutes and fourteen seconds, I learned—from a drunken woman—that the man I thought… Read More
2008-10-14 17:47
As a consequence of recent events, I’ve developed an arm condition. Yes, an arm condition, which is odd in and of itself because the arm is not a body part I typically have issues wit… Read More
2008-10-13 20:35
Eight years ago, almost to the day, my brother woke up, stumbled into my mom’s room and peed in her closet while emphatically requesting that someone remove the socks he wasn’t w… Read More
2008-10-12 03:13
When I lazily opened my eyes at 8:30 a.m. this morning and rolled out of bed, I had no idea. As I sipped my pumpkin coffee and watched CNN, I had no idea. When I headed out—on what I… Read More
2008-10-01 20:22
To answer all of your thoughtful emails—which I was too rude and lazy to respond to—no, I am not cured, and no, I am not dead, although I feel like I might die right now, and it… Read More
2008-07-07 17:26
When Rey and I venture more than two minutes from a local hospital, I feel the compulsion to brief him on the “state of my health.” I do this so that in the event I unexpectedly… Read More
2008-06-24 22:54
I’ve mentioned before that the birth of my hypochondria was spurred almost nine years ago when a rare, soupy tumor was found residing in the left frontal lobe of my younger brother&rsq&hell…Read More
2008-05-25 23:28
I’m exactly sixteen days into my twenty-two day sentence of Rey-lessness. That’s right; my loving boyfriend hopped a plane to Asia and left me behind, ALL BY MYSELF.Now, being A… Read More
2008-05-16 23:10
According to plan, I should be at my doctor’s office right about now, getting a shot of the HPV vaccination by a bitchy Filipino nurse named Joan. Instead, I’m sitting here choki… Read More
2008-05-16 02:27
In a world where I drink my cup of coffee over a headline that reads, “9-year-old girl's twin is found inside her stomach,” hypochondria is the only rational response Read More
2008-04-24 16:59
I went to the doctor’s office yesterday to have the growing skin cancer on my thigh inspected. What started out about a month ago as what I thought was a zit, has steadily matured int… Read More
2008-04-09 20:18
Not only does that wretched excuse of a site frequently impose itself on the state of my mental and physical health, but today it went a step further, and intruded on my love life.There I wa… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Here I am, minding my own business on this lovely Sunday morning; drinking my Tito’s Bloody Mary and flipping through the latest edition of Self, when I stumbled across this handy, lit… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
I’ve never had any apprehension about drinking the Kool-Aid (especially when mixed with vodka, or money), so it was no surprise that after a six-year stint working at a law firm that… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Do not let my absenteeism lead you to believe that my hypochondria has been cured. I, myself, fell into this trap (mistaking an unhealthy obsession with a horrible job and lack of time… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
While rambling on about the omnipresent blog revival, I informed Rey that I needed a new cartoon created for my profile (because, clearly, it’s that dated drawing over in the corner th… Read More
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