Fart room

I think that every House needs one.

Think about it!

Your body is demanding an expulsion of gas….nasty gas. And you’re at somebodies house sitting on their nice cloth covered sofa and you’re cramped up and you just gotta let one ‘rip’!

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You know everyone is gonna get a quality whiff of your natural resource and it won’t take long. But, then there’s that cloth sofa where that penetrating bit of wind can linger. Even after you have gone.

Thank goodness for Febreeze!!!

But, it’s rather embarrassing to let ‘er rip while you’re being company and can be very uncomfortable to keep holding it in!

What’s a guest to do???

Viola!! The Fart Room!!

For some, it could be called The Safe Fart Room! You know who you are.

But WAIT!!!

You say, you have a bathroom and the guest are welcome to use it to expel their hazardous odor. And yeah, they may work. But what if it’s occupied??? For some more serious performance!

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You instead have The Fart Room. It will be unisex of course. No furnishings, please. Both sexes could enter the room briefly converse are just exchange a slight smile with one another, pop the cork (sort of say) and relieve themselves with little or no embarrassment.

Who knows, they may even compare aromas!!!

Fart Room

As host you too would be using that room, it would make others comfortable using the Fart Room. You could consider yourself a ‘good host’.

Imagine your guest arriving, you greeting them with a big smile and gracious welcome and pointing out your facilities and encouraging them to relax and enjoy themselves.

But, it doesn’t stop there….oh no. You should have signage including an exit sign. It’s lawful and appropriate.

Getting some lit arrow signs pointing which way to the Fart Room is a sensational idea!! Plus it would make a great conversation piece.

You don’t really hear people talking about conversation pieces anymore. They are more likely to plop down in a seat after greeting and pull out their phones to engage on their social media accounts. Hey, I do…..I get bored with nothing to say.

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The art of conversation is dying, if not already dead.

A Fart Room may just be the thing to revive the ‘conversational piece’.

Think of it!!! A Fart Room in every house.

Sorry if I left a residing odor Zach and Gabby.

Peace, love, and beaches,

John

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