Everybody knows this about me and the other day I found a terrible book of "poems" written from the perspective of a cat. It vaguely reminded me of Sad Cat Diary by zefrank1.
The book is called I Could Pee on This and Other Poems by Cats by Francesco Marciuliano. Here are two poems from the book that amused me.
Nudge nudge nudge
Nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge
Your glass just shattered on the floor
Elegy for a toy I broke
You no longer jingle
You no longer roll
You no longer do anything
Since I had to see what made you work
I can´t deal with all this guilt
I can´t express my deep, deep grief
I can´t believe what a cheap piece of crap you were
Seriously, I hardly touched you before you broke