I had that recurring Dream again where I'm babysitting the Obama girls.

It's the same thing every time: I'm watching the girls at the White House. Michelle comes home from some event (Barack's never there) and asks how they were. I reply "Well, Malia was fine, but Sasha was a pain in the ass."

I don't know why I keep having this dream or what sets it off. I've had it at least three times since Barack's been elected, which averages out to once a month.

All I know is, if one day out of nowhere I get a call from Michelle asking me to watch the girls for a few hours, I will not be surprised.